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  1. mushroom
    ????????? If non white people don’t want to apply for or pass for the positions, then that’s their prerogative! Personally, who gives a fuuck? I want the cnut that can fly and land a plane, I couldn’t give a shit if it’s a purple hermaphrodite. Pretty sure they have black mili pilots. Curious to know the % there ?
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    Back in the old days ? Played with a few of the old lads (white etc) in the old snooker halls where I’m from. Even knew Hendry’s sister. Did some work for her in her house and played in her snooker hall a good few times. We used to sneak into the snooker at Norbreck castle in Blackpool and watch the old greats during the comps, then go on the piss with them in the attached bars and club ? Good lads and great times to be a young man ?
  3. mushroom
    Don’t throw curve balls mate. You’ll only confuse the poor bugger ??
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    If you use Chrome make sure you update it asap. Apparently there’s been a hack and serious vulnerabilities exposed. On desktop… top right, click the three dots, select settings, settings page on the left hand side “about Chrome” it should update to version 101.0.4951.41. I don’t think they’ve release the update for phones yet.
  5. mushroom
    I have, wild boar.
  6. mushroom
    Ffs I’m nay a dwarf, cnuts! ?
  7. mushroom
    Walking home pissed up, kebab in hand, happy as a pig in shit up Talbot road in Blackpool. Passed one of the gay bars and there was a group of lesbians of the butch persuasion outside. One of them asked me for a ciggy, told her I didn’t have any. She starts blabbing about is it because they were gay etc then bounced a bottle off my head. Kebab went down then so did she ? That’s when it really kicked off and nearly resulted in me getting drawn on by armed police (Tory conference was on) because I was leaning in their car, bleeding everywhere saying I think I need this stitched can you call m
  8. mushroom
    Yeah for getting smacked in the forehead by a lesbian with a beer bottle, dropping my kebab and becoming quite upset ??
  9. mushroom
    Nah mate this was genuinely next level WTF ?
  10. mushroom
    Jesus Christ you can be a nobhead?No! I never got knocked fuuck out of by a bird, I got bottled by a lesbian (whom I then chinned), 22 years ago ffs and she defo wasn’t a Kazak ?
  11. mushroom
    I was seeing a Kazak bird a few years ago now. Absolutely stunning but mad as a box of frogs! She dragged me to an empty nightclub and proceeded to start raving on an empty dance floor like she was in 1992…. That was the end of that ?
  12. mushroom
    Been there mate. The mrs had me for one of these tasting menus ? 100€ each (not including drinks) and 20 dishes/plates/whatever, I went for a 5€ kebab afterwards! Tbf I tend to do that every time she takes me out ?
  13. mushroom
    Yep. The mrs is in Thailand….
  14. mushroom
    I’ve never been able to wrap my head around the word “jug” ??
  15. mushroom
    Jesus it’s been a weekend! The whole barrio is hungover ? After 2 years of not being able to party and celebrate, it really was all out. There’s still people crawling home now as I type this…. I’m on a coffee and a bottle of the best water on the planet ?
  16. mushroom
    He’s a doorman ?????
  17. mushroom
    Phone camera is fuucked lol
  18. mushroom
    @green lurchers Just over a Km of little stalls like this. 4 different free concerts within walking distance of my house. A beer and wine festival area and a huge fireworks display later tonight.
  19. mushroom
    Everything…. ? I have just over a kilometer of stalls like this. All for St George’s day.
  20. mushroom
    We’ve just had a crazy storm pass over. Lightening, thunder, hail etc and everyone is still out partying. Most of the tents over the stalls had some pissed up group hanging onto each corner for dear life, stopping them blowing away ?
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    They are celebrating it here too ? Last night was right piss up, loads of food and a corre foc procession. I’ll take a walk down my local rambla later and takes some pics. They’ve really gone all out this year.
  22. mushroom
    International embargo laws on ivory would be just the beginning mate.
  23. mushroom
    That’s not the Barry I remember ? Beautifull pictures ?
  24. mushroom
    That was my point mate, the dirty cnuts are everywhere. I’m happy I got it across ?
  25. mushroom
    Barry island….. shithole ?
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