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mushroom

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  1. I think you’ve misunderstood me mate. They fuucked up by leaving her alone. That’s all the evidence there is on them, realistically speaking. Opinions don’t count. Maybe it was him and if it was he needs putting down!
  2. Not to be a cnut here but the Catholic Church mate ? I really hope they find closure to this case. The parents fuucked up and she paid the ultimate price. If it is this beast, he needs ending! All beasts do but that will never happen.
  3. The mrs is in Phuket right now, last night she went down Bangla road ? Ping pong shows and brasses everywhere…. Benidorm of Thailand ?
  4. I used to have a couple of mates from Goole… 3 brothers, mad as hatters, f**k me did we have some fun ? 1 was in the special forces, last time I heard. Remember him telling me about a time during the balkans war. You had Brit’s on one side of a valley and Russians on the other and they were firing at each other, above heads not trying to hit each other and shouting insults, for a laugh ? How true it is, I don’t know but hearing him tell it in his mad Goole accent had me creasing ?
  5. I was in Liverpool with my mate (Catalan) a couple of years ago, maybe 3. We were outside a pub in the center talking in Spanish and English (he has a bit of a yank accent)… the amount of birds lol all Spanish and Spanish speaking nationals. We had Mexicans, Latin Americans and Spanish all coming up saying your Spanish is really good ?
  6. Cats at the stables used to take full grown and bunnies in the fields then carry them back for the kittens.
  7. I fuucking love Indian food! My mate is Indian and his food is pretty darn good. Tbf though, I’ll eat most things ? I made pig cheeks (underrated) the other night and I’m too embarrassed to post the photo ? They looked amazing, it’s just that my camera is fuucked and I’m shit at photos to boot ?
  8. @Born Hunter our Lass got back. She said Duo lingo is perfect for what you want now but once you get to a certain level, it’s just not gonna cut it (apparently you’ll know when ?). When that happens, she said she signed up for a free trial to the Spanish examination board (AQA) apparently there’s something similar for Italy but she’s not used it
  9. Top food that is! ? That plate would cost about 40€ here in Barcelona
  10. No thanks ? She’s with her sister, mam and dad…. ? I’ll stay at home again and watch the animals, thanking you ? Dozy mare lost her phone in Istanbul and had a right baklava at Malaysian border ?
  11. Remember seeing a golden eagle in the lakes about 26-27 years ago. Can’t for the life of me remember exactly where we were though. There used to be a great bird of prey sanctuary near Kielder. Went a couple of times, the bloke was really informative.
  12. The mrs is in Malaysia right now (Kuala) unbelievably cheap street food…. Edited to add: the bottom plate was around 3€ ?
  13. Camel, venison and goat are also eaten in Muslim countries ?
  14. No high paid and lots of responsibility. I couldn’t give a monkey’s how low or high the pay is. Knowing a candidate is correct for the role is far more important imo.
  15. Oh yeah baby…. I’ll need another two plates of that please ?
  16. Sylvester Stallone is famous for teaching his kids Spanish by watching Mexican cartoons ?
  17. Wait until you get to the everything is masculine if there is one man there ? A room full of women would be buenas Dias señoras. One bloke in the room and it’s buenos dias señors ??
  18. Some words will be by nature masculine or feminine and some words can be changed to apply the correct gender. In Spanish a beer is UNA cerveza because cerveza ends in a (feminine) but a San Miguel is a bloody blokes name… I spent 8 years asking for UN San Miguel ? These cnuts are tricky buggers ?
  19. Bad word ??? change o for a at the end and it’s feminine
  20. He’s ordering a kebab, obviously ?
  21. Fuuck aye there is lol. Our Jess learnt Spanish to communicate with her mates…. She learnt Italian because of some bloke she was seeing…. Learnt well enough to impress the Italian mother and grandmother… I reckon that’s where Born is heading, some sorts Italian family ?
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