mushroom

did you trip over castle greyscull???

what the fucks up with you now

Sick note, haha

the mrs said yes ? you had to ask her if you could have a pup ? ….get rid …and keep the pup , happy days lol

Fookin said yes to marry me ya set of bells lol

Congrats

i bet you try it on first!!

Think your self lucky `shroom, A mate of mine has just done the dress and hired a pink fire engine to run her round the town in. ffs

Bloody hell Bob lol not likely. Bert I spend enough money on her

plus when the hunting season starts wtf will you be doing loser lol

Hope you get sun burn LOL

Well I didn't get burnt lol did get home at 5 this morning though haha

is currently full as a pig after eating a full roast, now sat in the beer garden enjoying the sights that the sun brings...

well in mush sounds great mate, oing to have few cans tonight and look in here lol that's living aint it lol

Pip love take 3 at the same time with a bottle of dog lol sort thee right out. Enjoy Bert I haven't had a proper roast for moons. Bird lovie lol that's living mate lol tonight I'm off out with the lamp to count deer and see what I can see about, no hunting just observation

5 hours and 2 seconds. All done. lol

what time is he coming round lol

Picking up from the airport in 1 hour lol

he might come back pregnant

who gives a f**k you tard lol

Pippy lick my freshly shaven balls lol 5 days

lol my FB friends do pmsl

they never fell for your two accounts talking to each other have they? lol

Mine usually banging off her forehead or chin, so I cant blame her half the time..

No it was a mountain and two planks strapped to my feet ya fuuckers

all I read there was brokeback mountain

Back to primary school for you then

lol he's alright

So you are saying Charlize isn't one sexy muthafucka???? Yopu are so gay Pip lmao lol

i'd rather just mate with her!!

no good to me then

Fishing comp for me?? Like Mr T waking up after a glass of milk..."how'd i get here??" lmao

All I remember is it was a good night and instead of paying 30Euros for a taxi I waited for the Metro to open lol I believe I was smoking a spliff in Placa Catalunya at 5am this morning lmao

How is the heed mushroom.

haha gess not kd lol

lol Til

stay out of the gay bars how many times mushy pea lolhave a gud un mate

I travel to Barca , try to introduce myself to you , and this is the way you treat me

He's probably writing exactly the same about you now on the hobo forum.lol

is that your girlfriends nickname?

mushroom

Nope it's a small grey/red furry fuucker

not bothered then mate.

Not at the moment dog's dead so.. lol I do get the chance to get out with some like minded people birds/guns but only as a spectator which sucks but patience

Not at the moment dog's dead so.. lol I do get the chance to get out with some like minded people birds/guns but only as a spectator which sucks but patience

ok pal

someone else been buying mushy....?

his Brazilian lover called claude.

I'll have you know Claude has been sold I now have a Peruvian.... much harder working oooof

Ps I pay for my own Bert

google the boys brigade lol

Shut up moaning you passportless tart! lol

Pip you really seem to be into the Boys Brigade lad lol and Malt my plums xxx

What's the beach done to you ?

Helped me to get burnt lol

lol..sat in his mams front romm in just his crusty undies with the heating turned up and supping a luke warm san miguel lol

have ye spoke to him stabba lol lol

Get yourself up to the Plaza de Cataluyna to Hard Rock,great night out on a saturday.

cant we ban this c**t! lol (joke)

f**k off its pissing down here...!!!...;-)