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Jonjon79

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  1. Sod that - they'd know where to throw things back. ......... This way is much more fun - I can see right through the house and out the front window
  2. Could it be Impact Airguns? ....... I haven't looked into it but, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch for them to start manufacturing again.
  3. Aye, they stopped putting new windows in it a couple of years ago.
  4. You two could be onto something there I once superglued a 20p to the floor in there - the amount of them that banged their heads bending down to pick it up was hilarious
  5. My missus pissed herself when I had a fork hit with a new potato - I was finding bits in my hair for half an hour
  6. f**k me Rusty, I only want to make them to look a twat, I don't want to kill them ?
  7. You've been hit with an egg in the past, haven't you
  8. There's a phone box opposite my house - the glass is all smashed and, occasionally, I see the odd skank pop in there, make a phone call then, go wait on the corner until an X5 turns up I had some success throwing snowballs over the house from the back garden last year .......... I've had one right in the ear with a potato a couple of years ago Now, I'm thinking that eggs could be fun - chicken eggs are too fragile, they break in your hand if you try to throw them too hard. I've got some duck eggs that are past their best - they're bigger than chicken eggs a
  9. I haven't really seen anything that interesting - the funniest was a seal popping up next to my sister when she was swimming in Cornwall in the early 90s It was in a harbour at st Ives and, so close that she could have touched it - they looked right at each other. .......... She absolutely shit it - I've never seen anyone swim so fast
  10. I'd pay good money to watch that The dopey c**t
  11. https://goo.gl/images/StrDGr Vegans aren't all bad
  12. I don't think it will mate. ......... This is a full length with an A&M cylinder and a Marksman silencer - Ady has to put a bevel on the back of the silencer because it's such a close fit.
  13. Fuuuuuuuuck off, you ain't got a .50? ?
  14. As far as lighter cylinders go, I've only ever had the A&M one so, I can't compare it to others but, I do like them - they change the balance of the rifle for the better and, Ady and Mandy are nice people to deal with. I tested my old Karbine version - that went from about 4 mags (56 shots) to just over 7 (98 shots +). I haven't measured my current full length set up but, I'm more than happy with it.
  15. Definitely Arry - them dirty little sex tubs are full of seminal fluid and sweat. ......... I did one lap of a showroom once and caught Chlamydia
  16. Jonjon79

    new year

    Happy new year to you and yours Jeff All the best mate
  17. I got to work about half an hour ago - I'm stuck here until 5pm. Then, off home for a nice dinner and, probably a film and a couple of Southern Comforts I gave up on going out a while ago - drinks are expensive and, there's always some little prick that can handle the sauce.
  18. Health & happiness to you all for next year ? Good luck and, all the best chaps
  19. Well, there's some shit getting spouted on this thread tonight - I'm guessing someone had some Christmas drinks left over
  20. I'd take a couple of slow walks through (with a rifle of course) to look for dreys and activity, then decide where to put the feeders. Out of interest - why won't you put snares on the runs that you found?
  21. Even I can answer this one - for those that decide, it's all about the money now. The sportsmanship and pride for the fighter is probably less than 50% of what's involved now.
  22. The silly thing is, little Nicola Cranky wants independence from the UK so that she can throw in your lot with the EU dictators ? I'm all for you chaps running your own show but, this little island can be a world beater when we pull together
  23. It's looking ok here - a bit damp and fairly warm considering the time of year. Shame, I always like a bit of snow and chaos around now. Roll on a nice hot spring and summer
  24. f***ing hell - I'll never be able un-see that ?
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