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Jonjon79

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  1. Secret escapes.com: "You know, I really shouldn't be here........." f**k off then. And those anti smoking adverts - I gave up last June but, feck me do I fancy a proper smoke and a coffee ?
  2. That was a good day mate I was stuck in some poxy meeting in Bridgend - a 6:30am start / 5pm finnish for probably an hours worth of bollocks that could have been sent out by email
  3. That was nearly 10yrs ago mate I heard a rumour that he's sorted now
  4. No, I wasn't but, I couldn't give a monkeys - Catholic, protestant, Iranian or paki - I'll judge the man in front of me
  5. Yes You should see how much bubble wrap and cardboard we get through at work
  6. They're MPs, that's what they do - they'll always rip the piss out of their expenses. I used to know a town mayor - he wasn't as bad as some but, he did make the most of his allowed privelages. ........... I'm not saying it's right btw
  7. Right, fingers crossed................ England first Wales a close second. The micks or jocks next. As long as the wops and frogs are failing miserably at the bottom.
  8. Even half way round the world they'll know the difference between a p***y and a proper paddy It's no hardship to bag up your crap and bin it when you leave
  9. What's wrong with protestants? I never mentioned Iranians, Pakis or Ichmads ....... Have you been on the sauce on a school night?
  10. Polish builders are shit - I've seen everything from whole houses built with mortar mixed wrong to gas lines fitted up with water push fit fittings. f**k them off - they're a liability
  11. There's 3 of us on here that can tell you that that thing shoots a lot better than most new springers mate I'll be a happy man if I can get my TX somewhere near.
  12. Thank f**k I'm a div. ....... I never could get the hang of chairgun - I've always set out targets with a rangefinder to map my reticles
  13. That sounds like a right ball ache. ........... I can understand how an expat would miss the small things. Pm me your address
  14. Can you really not get Quavers in Canada?
  15. Do it mate - send him off abroad to have some fun
  16. C'mon King you fecker - show us your dinner
  17. I dunno, I reckon it's pretty beefy - that's why I asked about the taste ............ I'd like to live somewhere that I could try all that sort of food
  18. They only ever pick soft targets mate. ........ If a capable bloke had stopped, it wouldn't have happened. Like you said - c**ts
  19. Too right mate - if she's done it once she WILL do it again. No one needs that agro'. ........... I turn 40 this year and I've already learned that lesson Send him him off to find a little oriental - I've heard good things about them from a couple of blokes
  20. Tell him not to take it too personally Jeff - the copper making the decision won't know him so, he just has to run the numbers - mental issues are still very difficult for most doctors to understand and work out. ............. Look at it this way - would any of us give a rifle to a stranger that has history? I hope he enjoys his shooting mate (albeit restricted,) and, at some point in the future, it'll be nice if he gets granted his license
  21. I actually like the look of that moose meat ....... Does it taste anything like beef?
  22. The stuffing had some little green flecks in it Apart from that, it was an anti vegan dinner
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