lukey 1,620 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 What do you call an Irishman that bounces off the walls? Rick O'Shea. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 (edited) . Edited March 8, 2016 by Francie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 What do you call an african virgin Cnut to get in te 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,620 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your cuntin beak to the bar you irritating cuntin duck!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says. "For what?" The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute." The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money." The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda. Look it up." She is about to protest when the panda hands her the dictionary. The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary, and it reads, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves.Should be eats shoots and leaves Smithy ffs Cheers, D. No it should be "eats, roots, shoots and leaves." LOL. cmon its the oldest joke in the book, its eats shoots and leaves , ie bamboo shoots 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,191 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Why are there no Paki spacemen?.......cause Nissan don't make rockets !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,190 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 What do you call a gay China man? Chew man chew What do you call a gay Jew? A heblew. .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,810 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Why did the Mexican strangle his wife.... Tequilaaaaa!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 461 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Paki tight rope walker Balan Singh 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 461 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 What you call a dog with no legs What ever you want it won't come Or Park drive you can take it for a drag I do like a shite joke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,533 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 What do you call a Paki cloak room attendant? Mahatma Cote Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 What do you call a Paki pointing a gun at you ? Sir ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 IN RESPONSE TO ALL RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG: PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM. YES, HE BIT TWO PEOPLE WEARING BURKAS: and TEN PEOPLE WEARING TURBANS, and TWENTY PEOPLE WEARING JEREMY CORBYN T-SHIRTS, and TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH RAP MUSIC BLARING FROM THEIR VEHICLES and FOUR JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, and NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR ARSE CRACKS, and THREE MUSLIMS AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER. FOR THE LAST TIME. . .THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Shame Mr G. I would've bought that Dog !! ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaff 3,414 Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Mick hucknall caught shagging rabbit,holding back the ears Said bunnys to tight to mention 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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