You were on a roll until that one BB. Lol
Try this one for size, Brewie - see if I can redeem myself ?
A chap goes into a pet shop and says "My wife is looking for a really unusual pet."
The shopkeeper says "What about this ? It's a Mexican Cocksucker frog !"
The fella is a little surprised, but the shopkeeper says "Whip out your old chap, and you'll see for yourself !"
So, the man duly complies, the frog opens its huge mouth, and proceeds to give him the best blow job he's ever had - "I'll take it !" he says, and hurries home.
Back at home, his wife sees the frog and says "What have y