forest of dean redneck 10,617 Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 To long to fit on the status,so done a thread put funny jokes up,here's one to start off A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "Indeed I am." The man replies, "Well wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!" 12 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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