mel b
-
Content Count
2,912 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
13
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Articles
Gun Dealer's and Fieldsports Shop's
Reloading Room
Blogs
Calendar
Store
Classifieds
Everything posted by mel b
-
It's absolutely delicious gnash . It's like drinking marzipan . It goes down a treat with a cigar. .
-
Yep. He never has been , and never will be , of any use in a normal civilised society . The world would just be better if he wasn't here any longer.
-
Just a couple of dead beat knob ends , that thought it would be cool to actually do something, instead of getting stoned , and eating 20 bags of monster munch. Folks are outraged , but 100 years to grow a tree , is just a tiny blip in time. Yes it'll piss some humans off , but itll make no difference whatsoever to the planet. The earth will keep turning , and fuckwits will carry on doing dopey shit.
-
They should just knock him on the head, and dump his carcass in landfill. The world would be a much better place without his kind.
-
I didn't want it to go off in the bottle
-
I invested heavily in kraken black cherry and vanilla rum , following your advice gnash . So far I've lost four days .
-
Best of luck Keith, I hope you enjoy your new place mate .
-
It's not the first time someone has said that Keith .
-
When I'm staying at my woodland for a few days , I jump in the stream after I've been grafting all day . The water is straight off the top of the mountain , so is only just above freezing , even in the summer . It feels great when I get out , and the pain stops. I get an instant headache when my balls hit the ice cold water.
-
That's the one .
-
It's my favourite word , especially when I'm at work.
-
I tried to pay cash for our woodland , but the solicitor and bank seemed to think that I was an international drug dealer , and wouldn't touch cash . The fact that the cash was all earned legally meant nothing , because I couldn't provide a paper trail .
-
Do you love yourself often Keith?.. I thought you'd give your arm a bit of a rest now that you're getting older
-
100% this. The whole country loved Harry, and I mean really loved him. But everyone just sees him as a twat now.
-
That's some strange looking food mack. It all looks tasty though .
-
Is the power back on now mush ?. I've just been reading about it . It looks like a bit of a biggie.
-
We heard the first one one Saturday. Weirdly, we also heard a tawny owl calling at midday , that was a first for me.
-
I don't think Wayne's enjoying it
-
A lot of the borough that I drive in is old terraced streets . When the houses were built , the only transport was horse and cart. Trying to get a bin truck down them is a total nightmare. You can get smaller trucks , but the cost is the crippler. Quite often you'll drive into a tight street , and you don't know if you can get out at the other end . By the time you've got to the other end , you've got a dozen cars behind you . That's when you've got to ask them all to reverse , and the shouting starts . I regularly have to reverse cars out , for people that can't reverse . I
-
I haven't got a clue what most of that is mack, but it looks f***ing delicious .
-
He's been knobbing that old Doris from the garden centre that he's been stalking. She'll go f***ing mad when the rohypnol wears off and she wakes up .
-
Most Sikhs I've met over the years have been decent lads , they always have a bit more about em. I used to work the door with a Sikh lad , and he was a proper top lad. If any of his mates turned up , and started talking in their own language, he'd tell them to speak in English, so that I could understand, and if they carried on , he'd put them straight , by telling stop being so f***ing ignorant, and speak in f***ing English. If an older Sikh walked by, that couldn't speak English, and they had a conversation , he would translate what they were saying , then he would translate wha
