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  1. mel b
    First things first. Just how fat is his wife's left wing arse ?( pics would help). Secondly . Stop drinking proseco . It will turn you into a homosexual. Most importantly, and the only real answer. Go with your gut feeling. If its your shoot , it's your shoot , and you set the rules , and choose who shoots there. Spending time with people that you don't like , will leave you resenting them , and resenting yourself. We all know that hunts can sometimes be a pain , but as a shooter , I also realise that my shooting can be an equal pain to others . A little tolerance
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    Feck me , what sort of clubs have you been frequenting .
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    Those few words were almost biblical . Is it too late to make it the 12th commandment .
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    If its any consolation to the guys on the site that don't get much sex , you can rest assured that I did my very best to keep our collective average sex rate at a very high level . I was doing a public service .
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    Given what she did , they would seem more befitting of her crime , and I reckon the queue of subpostmasters waiting to take a turn , would be very long indeed.
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    These are the ones I used on my Mrs workshop. A very easy , quick , and relatively cheap fix .
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    I was trying my best to sound polite .
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    It's awful that someone can do as she did , and get so handsomely rewarded for her wrong doings. I'm no left winger , that hates the people at the top earning big money , if you earn it , then fair play to you , but in this instance , she deserves to be put in stocks , for people to throw rotten tomatoes at her.
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    We stumbled across a really cheap company on ebay , that were only a mile from my house . They're a bit of a pain to deal with , but worth the effort for the cost saving. I did the roof on my wife's workshop , and when we went there to collect the sheets, he'd got some 10' x 3'7' sheets left over from a job , and I'm sure that I only paid about £15.00 each for them . He even threw in a couple for free. He also had ,grey , box profile sheets , that were left over , and I think that they were about a tenner.
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    Corrugated metal sheets aren't too expensive. I did my caravan roof with green ones. Iirc I paid £20 each , for 10' x 3'7" sheets . The box profile sheets were much cheaper.
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    It would be nice to think that she handed it back for the right reasons, but we all know that she didn't. I doubt it , but we can only hope that her and her cronies , get to stand in front of a jury in the future , and see real justice done.
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    That sounds like some of the women from the dating sites . Not the sweaty left knacker though .
  13. mel b
    Each to their own , but It's just something that personally I wouldn't do . I wouldn't mess around with a married woman, anymore than I'd mess around behind my wife's back. Now an older woman , is a fine thing indeed .
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    You've always got a stiffy you old stallion. Rumour has it that brutt33 was made from your sweat , as you've been making women swoon since 1972 , and that Engelbert Humperdink built himself in your image .
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    I used to treat my cock like I'd just found it in a dustbin , and having fun with single women is one thing , but doing the same with married women is a whole different ball of wax.
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    That's also very true . At the time I was on the dating sites , I was probably pretty broken myself. Life had given me a bit of a kicking.
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    Spot on . I could never see what women find so attractive about doormen , I just took full advantage of the situation. Funny really , because I worked the doors when I was younger , and I never took any notice of the attention that you get. The only time I really noticed it , was when I worked at gay bars , I really didn't like that sort of attention at all . Apparently I'm a bear .
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    I was happily married for years , life was fantastic , and I never ever glanced at other women . It was only sometime after I'd lost my wife , and wound my mate up on a dating site , that I sort of fell into it , but feck me , once the Cork had popped , that was it , that genie was never going back in the bottle . To be honest , being married to someone you care about is much more satisfying all round. It's easy for me to say that though , because both of my marriages have been very happy . I work with married guys that haven't had sex for years , and don't even like their wives. I cert
  19. mel b
    I threw my leg across them all except one ( she was rough as all hell , and had only been out of prison for a week ). I may have missed the ride of my life , but she was a step too far , even for someone with my notoriously low standards . I worked my way through , smooch , plenty of fish , and match .com .( match .com was far better quality). I came to the conclusion that it was better to hate myself for doing it , than look back and regret not doing it . You know those 18yr olds you turned down when you were 18yrs old , then as a 40year old you look back and realise that she wa
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    It was all sort of accidental really. I'd been with my late wife since we were kids , we were very happily married, and I didn't have the slightest interest in other women. One day , myself and a shooting mate , joined a dating site , as a woman ( a really stunning nurse ), to wind up another shooting mate , that was already on the dating site. We arranged to meet him ( as the nurse), but me and my mate were sitting there with big grins . Anyway. Following all the attention I'd had as a stunning nurse . I thought I'd join as a bloke . It came as a bit of a s
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    Lot to be said for using casual staff
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    It wasn't my proudest moment, I must admit🫣
  25. mel b
    If she had a shred of integrity, she'd hand it back straight away. Hopefully it'll get ripped from her gnarled grasp .
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