mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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Jesus they sound good . I reckon I could go for just about any of those combos .
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f**k off , go and find your own pie maker . We're very happy together .
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I've just had a serious word with myself, and said , mel , is there no depths that you wouldn't sink to for a good pork pie ?. The answer was no .
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I bet the cows loved it . My mate used to cut a small square in the middle of a maize field, so that it couldn't be seen . He always said that the first thing he was taught at horticultural college, was how to grow weed , or some derivative, as it was hard to grow. I've no idea if that's right or not though.
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I had a mate that used to grow it outside in maize fields . He wouldn't dream of smoking it or selling it . He was just a mad horticulturist, and did it just to show that he could.
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f**k me , that looks f***ing bang on . You ever thought about having an affair with a bloke ?. I'm probably not great in bed , and im shit at vacuming , but I'll never moan about you watching the football .
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I remember watching a tv programme years ago , and they said that the two fastest growing diseases in the UK, were TB and malaria , and that it was down to immigration.
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Did you meet your new lady friend today , and ask her on a date Keith?.
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I can vouch for these
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Try a pic of your arse , he likes arse pics .
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Lot of fuss over a few pairs of pumps girls
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You take your Mrs to the pub with you ?????. That'll explain those ballroom slippers then .
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They're sort of like a cross, between shoes , and an old lady's handbag .
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Took the words right out of my mouth .
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Get stuck in Keith. You're only here once mate. She might be glad of a bit of company , and very flattered that shes being asked out. Just to be on the safe side though. Ask her if she has an only fans page.
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Same here . Me and my brother are polar opposites.
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She'll be chuffed to bits on Monday when the other staff tell her that she's got a stalker . Fair play to you mate , faint heart and all that malarkey .
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I've never even heard of vindaloo oysters , but I really really want some now. They sound fantastic .
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How did it all taste mack ?. It looks tasty , but quite drab compared to the glitzy looking grub that you normally eat.
