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Mister Gain

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  1. My old dutch turned 60 recently, and a day later it was our 42nd wedding anniversary so I bought her a pair of crotchless knickers. She smiled and said "That's rather romantic" I replied "It's got nothing to do with romance, I just thought it would give you a better grip on your broomstick"
  2. Never seen a flea on mine, been using Advocate each month and latterly Prinovox (same as Advocate), dog almost 3 years old. Quote... Prinovox Spot-On Solution for Dogs is a broad spectrum ectoparasiticide containing the industry-leading combination of Moxidectin and Imidacloprid. It is licensed for the treatment and prevention of lungworm; for the treatment and prevention of fleas and also for lice, mites, heartworm and roundworms ...
  3. We get Tigers, Browns, and Red belly blacks here, only see the odd one not realy a problem just watch where you walk, and all is good Thanks. Do they ever go down the rabbit holes and pose a threat to the ferrets ? Don't need ferrets
  4. I think they make a nice couple...
  5. We had similar experience whilst lamping the orchard a few years ago, they circled once and came down lower and circled and hovered a while. Can only assume they were getting the 4x4 reg. Thought it a bit odd as it was dark (hence the lamping ). They just fcuked off, but we half expected a visit later on, which never happened. They managed to put the rabbits down though, cnuts.
  6. Used to know it as Dengemarsh Beach, 4 of us camped on the beach for 3 nights in October 1977. Fcuking cold was an understatement, couldn't get warm at all so no real kip, ended up shattered but I did get an 8lb cod biggest fish of the session.
  7. Looks good jok, I'd be crapping purple for a month, I love proper beetroot... and stuffed marrow would definitely be on the menu
  8. Yep, certainly easier than the phone...
  9. Dear Dierdre Please help me. My neighbour's 20 year old daughter was sunbathing topless in the garden the other day. I took the chance to peek out of our bathroom window and have a cheeky w*nk. As I finished I turned round and my wife was standing there, arms folded, watching me. Is my wife a pervert?
  10. OK son, you just point out which one called you a wanker!
  11. Don't normally watch BBC, but will watch this in the hope that it is hard hitting and truthful, and shows these cnuts up for what they are.
  12. I won't be getting mine until I'm 66, the thieving cnuts moved the goal posts and will steal £8000 from me.
  13. This song has been in my head for about a week now, and although I like it, and it evokes memories, I wish it would fcuk off.
  14. No, you're not the only one, I've never seen it either so can't give an opinion on it.
  15. I've got a pet Manatee/Sea Cow. Sorry my mistake, just put my glasses on and it's actually the wife, thought it was rather clever to be doing hoovering and washing up..
  16. Bought one of those new U2 sat navs, absolute fcuking rubbish, the streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
  17. Apple of Peru Plant Info Apple of Peru (shoofly plant to some) is a half hardy perennial that’s usually grown as an annual in USDA zones 3 through 8. It can reach five feet in height by the end of the summer, and blooms for two to three months during the summer. It produces light purple to blue flowers that grow in a bell shape. Even though it blooms constantly, the flowers only last for about a day, and the apple of Peru plant only ever has one or two flowers in bloom at a time. In the southern U.S., people rub the leaves on their skin as a fly repellant and will set it out in a dish m
  18. Congratulations to you all.
  19. . What's haggis like pal it looks fcuking disgusting. It's proper grub mate, made with the pluck of a lamb (heart, lungs and liver), made loads of them, but not for some time now.
  20. I won't even take my dog to one of the local 'dog friendly' parks because the council let the grass grow tall to encourage butterflies, bees, wild flora, as he got a couple of large ticks last year along with the grass seeds in the ears and eyes. Hope she makes a full and swift recovery.
  21. Was in Ayres the bakers in Nunhead years ago and Lorraine Chase came in with her bloke/minder. I said "Were you truly wafted here from paradise?" I did expect the reply "No, Luton Airport", but all I got was 2 glaring stares, so I said "Obviously not" Was next to Kate O'Mara, filling up our cars in a petrol station in Brockley, couldn't believe the amount of make up, but she did smile, and the make up didn't crack. Met angler Chris Yates down the the Royalty fishery on the Hampshire Avon, really nice bloke, chatted for quite a while. Exchanged smiles with a few celebs over the
  22. Could it be one of these? although they are 1994 so possibly not.
  23. Think he means mucilin, it's a floatant for your line.
  24. No need to soak it, just bring it to the boil and simmer until it 'just' starts to split open and the white kernel is just showing. A tip... as you are bringing it to the boil make sure you keep stirring as it floats on the water until it is sodden, otherwise you will end up with hemp all over the cooker, so an oversized pot is a help. As soon as it was at the split stage I strained it out and cooled it in cold water to stop the cooking process.
  25. I'm using a computer, couldn't read that little writing you get on a phone, not with these eyes.
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