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    Paddy goes into work one Monday and says to his workmates, "My brother dropped dead on Saturday, He was only 37, in perfect health, never smoked or drank, worked out everyday, he just dropped dead." His workmates said, "Fcuking hell, Paddy, what happened?" Paddy said, "His parachute didn't open!"
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    You can put that thick back fat to good use, it's the fat of choice for black puddings, salamis and ordinary sausages as well. I used to buy half pigs from a smallholding but they were slaughtered young and consequently had hardly any back fat to, appease those who wanted lean meat. Have a google for Italian/Tuscan 'Lardo', something I always wanted to have a go at curing but never ever got any back fat that even came close to being suitable
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    I enjoy watching his videos, and he gives out some nice recipes and also shows how to butcher and explains it well. He is enthusiastic about the enjoyment of food, and being a foodie myself I appreciate his efforts, although I couldn't see the point of preparing a 'rack of rabbit' so assume he did it as a p1ss take.
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    I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my future wife walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age but eventually there she was, I gave her a wink and said, "Get that trolley here love! They're doing 3 crates of Stella for the price of 2."
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    I use a DMT diamond bench whetstone (red one/fine) if the knife has really lost it's edge, and use a good butchers steel to keep them sharp. Use the whetstone for all my chisels, plane blades etc. Had it about 15 years and it has done a lot of work but is almost worn out now.
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    It's not called shagging, it's called the Welsh Meat Tenderisation Process
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    Yep, that'll do the trick Would it be considered sacrilege to float a few dumplings on it?
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    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier and he can see from her name badge, that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack", he says. "I'd like to get a £30,000 loan, so I can buy a new pond" Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks him his name? The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it should be okay, as he knows the bank manager. Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. "Sure", he says "I have this" and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, 2 inches tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Confuse
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    James Bond

    Mister Gain replied to j j m's topic in General Talk

    how about roger moore running over them crocodiles haha brill what bond film was that Live and Let Die... I find most of the bond films a good watch and enjoy them. I liked Sir Roger, and think Craig was good as well. Best Bond lady IMO was Carole Bouquet, well classy, although she was only 24 in For Your Eyes Only.
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    Your vet sounds like he's on the ball, so I'd suggest you go with his guidance. Unfortunately my vet at the time was a useless prick who didn't even test for Cushings and was more interested in trying to sell me some really expensive diet food, the dog had ballooned which is one of the symptoms, and he was adamant that he was getting no exercise and eating too much, even on the second consultation. It wasn't until my wifes' mates' son took him to the Blue Cross and she diagnosed it immediately. She prescribed chemotharapy, but that made him very very ill and we had to make the decision to have
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    Doris

    Mister Gain replied to dave88's topic in General Talk

    Had the dog out for 3 walks today and the wind has gradually got worse down here in the smoke. They did forecast gusts 60-70 mph, and some of the gusts are not far off that. Only small branches and twigs down, no fences or trees yet, and lots of other cnuts sh1t in my front garden and blowing around the streets of Little Lagos.
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    Gutted for you... lost my last dog to Cushings.
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    You've never heard of Dave Cassidy ? Seriously ? Not even The Partridge Family? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAXFkUaQoAs
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    That Medway is a real nice looking river IMO, especially in spring and summer, and have had some enjoyable fishing sessions on it. Used to work a stone train to Allington in the early hours and always enjoyed the view of the river, even when it was cloaked in mist.
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    To all you beautiful girls out there... "Happy Valentines day." To all you fat birds... "Chin up! It's pancake day soon."
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    Neither of us bother with any of that stuff, no cards, presents, meals, never have done never will. Applies to christmas, birthdays, anniversary's, and been married over 41 years.
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    It has visited my old depot a few times where I used to work, a few of our drivers were steam trained, one even featured in the Top Gear program where it raced a jaguar and a motorbike to Edinburgh.
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    If you don't like olives just omit them, but I feel that olives give an added dimension to the flavour. Dried fruits are used a lot in Moroccan/North African tagines, such as apricots, dates or prunes but I only had dried apple so didn't bother. Also used a lot is preserved lemon but again, I didn't have any. Rose petals are used in a lot of dishes, most harissa pastes contain them, as does a lot of the ras al hanout powder. You can buy bottles of rose water and just add a splash of that. All of these different ingredients enhance what is basically a stew/casserole and gives it it's authentici
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    Don't get that much variety around here so here are a pair of mallards from some time back, in the local park.
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    Peckham

    Mister Gain replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    I clicked on it thinking I was going to get a trip down memory lane (or Rye Lane LOL) and I end up staring at that cnut.
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    2 eggs boiling in a pan. One says " I've got a huge crack." The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not fcuking hard yet!"
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    Good news indeed, and about fcuking time.
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    I think they are shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted. Those that would do this country harm are already here, and in a lot of cases they have been born here. I hope I am wrong.
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    These children, are they the ones with the beards?
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