Jump to content

Mister Gain

Members
  • Content Count

    1,129
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Mister Gain

  1. The kids keep taking the p1ss out of my Alzheimers. It won't be so funny when they wake up on Christmas morning and there's no eggs under the bonfire.
  2. The school my missus works at banned pork products some years back, a case of appeasing a minority group, so nobody is allowed it.
  3. In the same week that Uber lose their licence to trade in London, Ryanair announce they're taking on 125 new pilots. Worrying?
  4. I reckon with all those Bunny's, he probably died from myxomatosis.
  5. Yep. Spitfire is iconic to see but those Merlin engines and the sound they make as they cut through the sky around you is spectacular Talking of iconic sounding engines from iconic British planes, the 'howl' from the Rolls Royce Olympus engines on the Vulcan Bomber during takeoff was something to behold and all. I count myself lucky in that there used to be an airshow at RAF Brawdy here in Pembs every year and I got to see and hear a fair number of iconic aircraft in close proximity as a kid. Spitfire, EE Lightning, Mosquito, Lancaster, Tornado F3 interceptor, Harrier, the mighty Vulcan, and
  6. Living just 20 miles east from Heathrow I am well within the 29 mile final approach, and being on the flight path, so see plenty of commercial airliners flying over when the wind is from the west. Up until 2000 it was always a treat to see and hear Concorde flying over in the evening. In the run-up to the London 2012 olympics we were getting Typhoons flying over, used to hear them before you see them.
  7. My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Bruce Willis films. I apologised and told her old habits die hard.
  8. Done, they should have just walked away from the EU the day after the vote instead of being held to ransom for billions, I'm sure others would have followed.
  9. The wife's sister knocked me out earlier. I was so angry. What sort of sick bitch puts chloroform on her dirty knickers.
  10. Seems they encountered a 'Woolly Bully'
  11. Had them round here 2 years running trying to sell me a set of £200 knives for £20, told him I wouldn't give a fiver for them so he said I could have them for a fiver. Told him my mate bought the same set at a boot sale for £7 and they wouldn't hold an edge and went rusty. The cnut wouldn't give up easily, and when I told him he had tried to sell the same type knives to me the year before and I didn't buy any then, he asked me if I'd like my drive jet washed for £, it's the cheapest quote I'd get told him I will do it myself for nothing... he fcuked off in the end. I've had them offering to d
  12. I can remember the Brylcream dispenser at Eltham baths, a penny (1d) a blob They used to have the wrestling there with the likes of Mick McManus and Jackie Pallo.
  13. got them at alderburgh strait out the pot they don't get fresher mate served with garlic beans new pots chilli oil and mayo Oh yes... that should keep that tapeworm well happy. Makes my creamy pepper pork pasties look a bit feeble talking of which I better check them and make up another batch while the oven's hot.
  14. Kudos to Wilf and Walshie (and others) who have moved away from it, and provided the government leave my state pension alone and stop dipping it, I hope to be able to move away in a few years when the wife retires, to a more remote area. Honestly thought I was here 'til my dying day, and would have been quite happy to, but it has changed so much.
  15. I personally won't eat their food or go in their shops but I know of someone many that 'hate them' but will happily do both For those tactics to be effective you will need alternative shopping outlets, and some areas most of the shops are owned by 'foreigners'. It isn't a problem if there are alternatives or you don't have many paki shops local. I've posted on here before explaining how all my local parade of shops are asian or paki owned, and if I go to the next parade of shops it's exactly the same. Further, it would need everyone to do it and unfortunately there are still many people
  16. Now I like a bit of grub, but 'kin hell, you must be harbouring the worlds biggest tapeworm and its family PMSL Good call on the kidney, my favourite offal and goes well with the bacon and runny egg.
  17. There's loads of info if you google it... http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?c=2+2111&aid=2964
  18. Was on youtube listening to some 1970's music and came across this slideshow and thought there are some quite atmospheric photo's (not best quality though)
  19. That's exactly what is happening with me, they have stolen over £8000 off me by moving it back a year. Bearing in mind I took redundancy 10 years ago and was expecting the state pension at 65, not 66. I believe it was a labour party proposal that the conservatives adopted and implemented. They want your money any way they can get it.
  20. Yet again, very enjoyable video. Thanks.
  21. Two Irish blokes are out hunting in the woods when Paddy says,"I'm dying for a sh*t,but I haven't got anything to wipe my arse with." Mick says,"Have you got a fiver Paddy?" "Yes," says Paddy. "Well use that," replies Mick. So Paddy goes off for 5 minutes and comes back with sh*t all over his hands and clothes. Mick says,"What the fcuk happened to you?" Paddy looks at him and replies,"Have you ever tried to wipe your arse with four pound coins and two 50 pence pieces?"
  22. Another enjoyable video, thanks for posting.
  23. That marrow is just yearning to be stuffed and baked... delicious. Stuffed and baked a couple of cucumbers last week, and although nice, are not as nice as the marrow or courgette.
  24. Came across this old photo, think it's Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch having a set to.
×
×
  • Create New...