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    He wants to know if you'll work for Haribo
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    Young blackbird sitting amongst the hazel
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    I've got the best chicken
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    The NHS walking sticks are made from coppiced sweet chestnut, don't know if any grants are involved, but it's good to keep an open mind You know ?
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    That's 8 inch stiletto roller blades for you
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    I'm having visions of guillotines and cottage industry hand woven wicker baskets, wonder if I could get a grant
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    No it was before the virus and lockdown carry on The leather shop is always like the fork handles scene from the two Ronnies, they make you stay on one side of the counter as they go back and forward to to the sky high set of drawers rummaging about for bits lol, the lads are there busy with their own leatherwork, must be a hassle having to stop as and when someone comes in to be served,no I'm not in any hurry for anything mate
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    Aye, it cannot be cheap taking days off to attend Harley street clinics to drain cauliflower ears God love you and your resolve
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    Hey, what a coincidence, I'm also looking for £350, day rate,but I'm willing to work nights if need be
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    No flies on the old clampet then eh ?
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    Who's pissed in your cream soda ?
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    Good to hear you're getting back out mate, cannot beat it
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    I don't know what the issue has been, but it was early in the year when I first went to the shop and they were low on brass, and didn't know when supplies were going to be available
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    I bet the domino club's got framed 6 x 4 photos of you from your heyday whippets, leeks all behind the bar alongside the scampi fries, and big d nuts stripper board, they know there'll never be another you, their very own colonel custard cream
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    You can still get the boots they're made by berghaus now Remember the fella in the outdoor shop advising against them for ten to two footed tea and biscuits, pie and chips 15 stone plus plebbers on account of the softer rubber compound soles circa 1994 ish, vibram soles on modern ones might last a bit longer though
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    Nice work mate The lads at the leather shop were saying there's a shortage of brass fittings, is it the same where you are ?
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    Bonnet de douche kidder
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    Mange tout Rodney, mange tout
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    Retro THL
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    You will cooperate with my bunghole For there is but one bunghole
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    Cheviot yeti ?
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    Foxy's been written about a few times over the years I've noticed, I remember the 60 plus unbeaten matches being mentioned, never realised she'd actually had a winning streak of that many, some going
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    I've never heard a bad thing said about Foxy, heard she had the knack of catching the uncatchable, I heard she was unbeaten, are you sure she won all her matches ?
  24. low plains drifter
    That's homos for you Probably metrosexual as well
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