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  1. low plains drifter
    This reminds me of Jesus is coming in the year 2000
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    Be sure to give him a wide berth, don't want to find the whole chapter at your door You know ?
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    Do you want to give it a wash ?
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    Early night ?
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    Six pound ten ounce hurricane
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    Cannot beat the low profile wooden post lookalike cctv
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    It's the gradient, builds a rump like You wouldn't believe You know ?
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    What a surprise Did you ever go to any of the greyhound coursing days down there TC what was it the Swaffham and the Barbican cup ?, I went to the Waterloo a couple of times, but never to any in Norfolk
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    What for the living room wall ? PM me an address I'll send one down mate
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    There is some hand painted signs been put up as well about dog shit and taking litter home, must be one of the stiffs from the village with too much time on their hands lol
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    It's a funny one, the farmers are long gone, and the house builders have got the land, bit late for putting signs like this up
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    Is anybody else seeing these signs, theres a few over at the local fields, there's no hares there, and the land is up for development, there used to be a few hares on in the nineties, and it was noted for the grey partridges, fuckun weird
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    He's already told us he's a black redneck, not a mexican, keep up man there is no pistola
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    Mr Young confiscated one from us circa 1987 ish as he come over to investigate the braying
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    Of course it's been baited, look closely the poor buggers legs have been pulled off and been given a broken jaw
  17. low plains drifter
    Wor aboor a pangolin adoption service, you could charge £3 a month like the snow leopard
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    A ball of string and a pen knife young grasshopper
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    Gotta be black bean
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    I'm caked
  21. low plains drifter
    I was just thinking about cake, and that I could do with some, I usually buy carrot cake, sometimes an iced bar Christmas style fruit cake, and was wondering if there's many on here that put much cake away So let's have it you nuttier than a fruitcake lot What's yours ?
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    Best bin licking blood in the country
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    Looks like I've got my bloodlines crossed, more to do with flamin hot cheetos
  25. low plains drifter
    Never owned one, but I once had access to a dyson that could suck a few up day or night You know ?
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