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low plains drifter

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  1. Refill your Evian bottle from the Peckham spring Rodders
  2. Wonder if they'd sell the cracket in the wet room
  3. They look good, there was an American talking about not using them on his stirrups as they won't break away if a rider gets hung up, I'll give them a go
  4. Sounds like a candidate for one of Mushrooms roller blades, and a brace of spare crutches Bet he'd be like a camel with two cocks
  5. None of them runny nose saggy arses Heavy muscle care bear and get along gang massive I'll have you know
  6. Give it a wash and a shave under the armpits It'll be reet
  7. Bet she's got a she wee in her pocket
  8. Stop using the term snowflakes, that's racist against frosties I mean ricicles are ricicles, not rice crispies Show some damn respect to the status of shit with sugar on I'm fuckun mortified Be fuckt
  9. Cheers mate, just something quick and easy to make, sent away for some brass fittings, but they haven't been delivered yet, want to make some collars and leads, do you use saddlers rivets at all ?
  10. Do you feel unemployed as fcuk then ?
  11. Thought you were after a recipe for mustard
  12. I've seen the Ritza thread mate, looks a lot like the stuff I've been using the 1mm waxy poly thread
  13. Like knocking a wall down with a claw hammer
  14. I remember a lad once remarked that I didn't know much about anything, he could have been right. I believe the only reason he didn't have shit dripping out of his eyes and ears was because his ample mouth remained open more often than not
  15. My balaclava's like a punctured beachball
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