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  1. low plains drifter
    This could be right we have the potential to destroy ourselves, and everything around us
  2. low plains drifter
    That's pre ban mousing for you
  3. low plains drifter
    Has anybody seen the episode of Laurel and Hardy where they get concrete wellied ?
  4. low plains drifter
    Have a look on YouTube, I bet you'd really like it
  5. low plains drifter
    I used to watch this Did you watch children of the dog star ?
  6. low plains drifter
    Ye of little faith go faster stripes don't come as standard You know ?
  7. low plains drifter
    How's the Morris dancing prep going ?
  8. low plains drifter
    Looks like the minibus is missing a few
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    Here's one for while the gyms are shut, full body workout as Well take two buckets put a foot in each one then lift yourself off the ground, alternate sets between underhand / overhand grip etc, Takes some time to get right so be patient, and stick at it once mastered bring in the metal buckets, hang weights off your belt, then sandbags in a bergan, zip on side pouches, dumbbell between your teeth etc Eddie Hall wont get a look in post lockdown
  10. low plains drifter
    Well they haven't made the paper condom yet so that's orgisms ruled out
  11. low plains drifter
    This is like a brooding storm I can sense a borderline middle class call out video Hands being steeped in witch hazel
  12. low plains drifter
    Good to have a change, wood wizard in silver birch, should have been made with freshly cut wood, but keeps the hands working
  13. low plains drifter
    That reminds me The local vicar has been doused in domestos The attacker has been charged with bleach of the priest
  14. low plains drifter
    It's dinnertime man Owd quiffo'll be getting ready for deep fried T bones as he chokes on napkins and peeled grapes
  15. low plains drifter
    They could have shown the two shoe rescue by ball Unless he didn't want to risk losing the ball and the shoes Or the ball and one shoe Or just the ball
  16. low plains drifter
    They haven't lost their grip on the money bag, that's for sure, we were told we'd get the 80% of our pay then a month later the agency goes into liquidation and there's fcuk all for us, I thought it was too much to expect, I mean when is a government like this going to give a working class person 80% of their wages when they aren't working, these cnuts know what they're doing
  17. low plains drifter
    Reads like the ingredients of a pouch of baccy with the exception of the aborted cells that is
  18. low plains drifter
    I knew a lad who'd never had any vaccinations at all, and he'd never had so much as the common cold in his life, he reckoned they were something they gave people to make them die sooner, well built strong lad he was as well Who knows ?
  19. low plains drifter
    Fifty shades of loam
  20. low plains drifter
    That looks a tidy piece of work mate
  21. low plains drifter
    For eight
  22. low plains drifter
    Drain grade pilsner, think it's been discontinued like LCL You know ?
  23. low plains drifter
    All yours for £3 per month
  24. low plains drifter
    There was a case at school who thought he had a pube til he pished out of it
  25. low plains drifter
    Wonder if he'd swap for a scalextric
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