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low plains drifter

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  1. I remember a lad once remarked that I didn't know much about anything, he could have been right. I believe the only reason he didn't have shit dripping out of his eyes and ears was because his ample mouth remained open more often than not
  2. My balaclava's like a punctured beachball
  3. The one with the lazy eye
  4. Is this something to do with Dolly the sheep ?
  5. I hear the fried chicken pan got out of hand, and they couldn't get control due to trip hazard water melons, and slip hazard water melon slices hindering progress
  6. Wonder if that's to do with the thread or the style of stitching, the people who taught me how to make the pouches don't use knots in the saddle stitching as they believe it holds tight enough as it is, and I've continued to use this method myself
  7. That's the thing with Christmas crackers the most commonly available are likely to hold a leaping frog, a magnifying glass, or a set of ill fitting teeth
  8. Honeysuckle growing amongst the hazel and elderflower above some young beech trees sweet chestnut sapling, and field maple cuttings looking well
  9. Their bridle looks reasonably priced, I've been using the waxed poly thread from le prevo, it's heavy stuff 1mm I think
  10. That's turned out well mate, looks well moulded Do you ever buy from Metropolitan leather ?, I was looking on their website earlier on, and they have some decent reviews
  11. Even comes with this season's must have Oak tree afro
  12. I remember an old boy that worked on the land mentioning about not being able to get bacon with as much fat on as he'd have liked Wish I could have a game of screwball scramble, then carve a shepherds crook by candlelight, or paraffin lamp
  13. Clannad - Harry's game, is the name of the song
  14. Well my pad is always messy, and there's whiskers on my chin
  15. Been to buy basmati rice, double checked it wasn't the easy cook stuff, I like the toil of boiling then rinsing the standard variety puts me through
  16. Buy a lifetimes worth of pedigree chum and get a free cocker pup Could you ask for anymore ?
  17. Half a bottle of happy shopper and a horse chit sarnie
  18. Make sausages, lots and lots of bespoke sausages This time next year Rodney
  19. Does it look like he's having a bath in the kitchen sink ?
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