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  1. low plains drifter
    It would mate, my town is a fishing port which has changed a lot we used to walk around the fish quay with dogs, ferrets, air guns even a big old crossbow at one time lol, there'd be a feckin hit squad on your case if you tried that these days
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    0.50, Wilf
  3. low plains drifter
    He's retired mate
  4. low plains drifter
    You don't want to go to Chelsea
  5. low plains drifter
    We're an eclectic strain
  6. low plains drifter
    Stormsy you say ?, Sounds like some sort of front street gangster, roller skates in his parents utility room type 007 Desmond Dekker, or Musical Youth
  7. low plains drifter
    Dem a loot, dem a shoot, dem a wail A Shanty Town Dem a loot, dem a shoot, dem a wail A Shanty Town Dem rudeboys get a probation A Shanty Town And rudeboy bomb up the town A Shanty Town
  8. low plains drifter
    Sounds exotic, is there a brochure available ?
  9. low plains drifter
    Are you trying to tell me Boris is incompetent ?
  10. low plains drifter
    He has to swallow all the foot longs, then it's a breeze
  11. low plains drifter
    No
  12. low plains drifter
    Tidy work there mate
  13. low plains drifter
    Robin Page wrote a similar story to this in his book the hunting gene, something about a bird reserve in Norfolk if I remember rightly being brought back to life by a gamekeeper after the anti hunting wardens were kicked into the long grass
  14. low plains drifter
    Fuckun hell, what a load of jobby
  15. low plains drifter
    Sacre bleu ! Bonnet de douche !
  16. low plains drifter
    This reminds me of one day circa 1987 when me and a lad I knew went into some odd shop in the town, I found this huge pair of y fronts in a basket about sixty inch waist as I hurled them at him they took flight and engulfed the Doris at the checkout
  17. low plains drifter
    Be a bit rough gumshields and masks
  18. low plains drifter
    Get back to the General Talk section you two
  19. low plains drifter
    That's the spirit sergeant
  20. low plains drifter
    Scooby dooby doo Raggy Zoinks
  21. low plains drifter
    Turn the place into a golf course, do you mean ?
  22. low plains drifter
    Cheers mate, I'll have a look
  23. low plains drifter
    I reckon Don could succeed with a well ventilated barn and a resolute herd of fresians
  24. low plains drifter
    What about Hereford x highland, do you think they could manage ?
  25. low plains drifter
    What if he brought his cows with him ?
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