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    What was the best beetroot, and is the best beetroot that was the best beetroot still the best beetroot?
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    What about Bishops Nympton?
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    Is jersey full of hard cases then?
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    What for?
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    Ray Poundland bans Ten pairs of
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    Pushed your porridge through your pancreas
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    Sounds like a back to front penny farthing
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    And a bellyful of happy shopper custard creams
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    You could cause some carnage by felling a tree that size in one go, people, cars, power lines, property etc, notice the accuracy of that last drop, Eric bristow couldn't have been any more accurate
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    For a play you say? What were you re enacting, the bathroom scene with Hector from Scarface? Now theee leg ha! ?
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    They're not a PATCH on the ones made without an arse in the first place
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    I heard one very close by last year in a Northumbrian woodland, and that was the first one I can recall hearing, on a different note Les from the arboriculture course mentioned a supervisor at work bending over in her skirt whilst perched on some lifting device to which he exclaimed, the last time I saw a hole like that I was standing in front of a cuckoo clock
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    What does he convert Ferraris into, Morris marinas, and Hillman hunters?
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    Oh well, gifted it is then Is there a transporter available? ?
  17. low plains drifter
    Ferguson videostar?
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    Is that several litres of rola cola from your Friday big shop?
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    Don't be alarmed, that's just his labourer sunbathing on top of the van, cats tail ponytails are this seasons must have You know?
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    If they're short crust pastry based, I'll have a go, what else do you need?
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    Garlic bread Chicken legs Vol au vents Garlic bread Chicken legs Vol au vents Garlic bread Chicken legs Vol au vents ? ? ?? ?? ? ?
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    I somewhat expect to fade into Northumbrian
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    If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when I call you You can call me Halal
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    Gutchcommon? ?
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    Think someone's standing in for Max Headroom
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