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low plains drifter

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  1. I never seen Joe, I remember the little brindle Sally being a sharp runner
  2. Caulfields well known dog Joe was bred down from these, think his Sally might have been aswell, long time ago now
  3. What about a goatskin yurt?
  4. I've just purchased a carrot cake, got to get my five a day
  5. Whisky?, Spliff?, No wonder you're spazzing out man Are you roller blading an all?
  6. Alright then, I semi take it back, maybe I shouldn't have brought blades into it, they did sell false teeth similar to Dennis of Grunty Fens aswell
  7. I see a lot of people are concerned about prince Charles's sausage fingers Have you had the digit up the keister yet, and did you feel both hands on your hips as the medic exclaimed, ah! no fingers look, though you still felt full?
  8. Looks like an ornamental rubber Yorkshire pud, they used to sell similar turds at the coastal gift/joke shop alongside the imitation Swiss army knives
  9. We weren't allowed to dream about hopes and dreams
  10. Fray Bentos pies with beans and instant mash, and no less than 3 litres of vimto a day
  11. Drifting around the low plains
  12. Like Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis in their hi -tec stradas
  13. Take some beating a good loft conversion
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