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  1. Sarcastic , I know , but that tickled me no end .
  2. Astanley

    Lanesra

    All the best , have a good day mate .
  3. If you don,t have the animals consent , then it,s rape ....neigh should mean neigh what if its a dog boneing a woman (50p rita!) its consensual then is it not? If the dog is 16 or over , if he,s paid his 50p then Stewie can,t see anything wrong with it .
  4. If you don,t have the animals consent , then it,s rape ....neigh should mean neigh
  5. £19 , food prices are expensive as well /
  6. ah ffs that's heartbreaking mate , I hope you and your family get through it ok ,and there are happier times to come for you all . all the very best to you and yours ,RIP little man
  7. Garrincha ,the Brazilian footballer used to shag goats in his home village
  8. Mines been dead for years and if I could Id dig him up and kill the prick ,out and out kunt of a man .
  9. Well in that case sod Stewie and his ferns ,i have a bit of ground a customer wants turning into a flower meadow,i've strimmed down the long grass and rubbish that was growing there,what do i do next,rotorvate and rake out the old roots? as that's what i was planning on doing. yeah come on then stan what should he do........... Dunno
  10. I wish I had seen this thread earlier , my Masters degree was in Horticulture , I would be happy to answer any questions members have .
  11. I wish I had seen this thread sooner ( sooner as in the time/space continuing concept , that is generally accepted ) as my Masters Degree was in physics , I would be glad to answer any questions members may have on this subject .
  12. Your all quick to condemn him , but has any one seen a photo of the goat ? for all we know it could of been a stunner , one of those with the come hither eyes , the proud bearing , the shapely hind quarters , the long elegant neck , the sleek , shiny ,glossy fur . It could have acted flirtatiously in front of him , flaunting herself , accidently on purpose brushing up against his genitals , laughing at his jokes , suggestively lying on a straw bale . Give the man a break until you know the full story .
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    Pil

    Happy birthday mate
  14. The grand kids calling round and the way my heart does flip flops with love for them , any time Im down at the allotment , any time I am out with the dogs in any weather making my missus laugh , she has got a great laugh A couple of pints of Guiness in good company making a meal for the family with meat I,v caught and veg I,v grown A good book A cheap cigar
  15. Are wet dreams called nightmares in Scotland ?
  16. I think he meant that this thread was a place where people take a minute to think about the horrific loss of life that day , maybe to mention how awful it was and how it affected them , Not for some crank consirousy theorist to spout his crap . In all fairness this is the general section of a hunting website not a memorial plaque thats going to be put up at ground zero i cant see any of the victims families looking in on this and saying " disrespectful b*****ds ! ".....................so whats the problem with discussing theories and reasons personally i find it all quite interesting ev
  17. I think he meant that this thread was a place where people take a minute to think about the horrific loss of life that day , maybe to mention how awful it was and how it affected them , Not for some crank consirousy theorist to spout his crap .
  18. Why has she got half an apple down her draws ?
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    Chat Room

    What and where is the chat room ?
  20. I haven't got a busher at the moment , it makes things a lot fking harder .
  21. Politicians , Sex offenders , Fast food outlets ,of licenses with the word Booze in the title , supermarkets ,celebrities , mindless t.v X factor etc , liars , hypocrites , bullys ,selfishness ,bad manners ,motor bikes , people who like motorbikes ,Electric ,Gas and phone companies , noisy ice cream vans , dog robbers , house robbers , women who swear ,muslims ,bigotry , computer games , adults who play computer games ,people who put hypocrite , muslim and bigotry on their hate list other than that I am fairly easy going .
  22. It's so good it doesn't get marked up Its a big steaming pile of didgereedoo
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