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    Chat Room

    Astanley replied to Malt's topic in General Talk

    What and where is the chat room ?
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    I haven't got a busher at the moment , it makes things a lot fking harder .
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    Politicians , Sex offenders , Fast food outlets ,of licenses with the word Booze in the title , supermarkets ,celebrities , mindless t.v X factor etc , liars , hypocrites , bullys ,selfishness ,bad manners ,motor bikes , people who like motorbikes ,Electric ,Gas and phone companies , noisy ice cream vans , dog robbers , house robbers , women who swear ,muslims ,bigotry , computer games , adults who play computer games ,people who put hypocrite , muslim and bigotry on their hate list other than that I am fairly easy going .
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    It's so good it doesn't get marked up Its a big steaming pile of didgereedoo
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    FFS have you seen the photos ,? I am in better nick than that dog !!! not a mark on it , Its never caught fek all ,and he must think we have just fell out of the stupid tree if he thinks anyone is going to believe that load of absolute crap.
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    Boar , kangaroo , Ostrich !!!!!! as well as wild dogs and feral cats , fek off ! rabbits was a bit far fetched , You missed crocodiles out you dim witted ,boomerang throwing , Abo shagging LIAR
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    Anyone I like going off here ?
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    When I hear a Glaswegian Coronation st fan say " eh up chuck " I will believe that crap .and I know lots of scots are fans because Albion Rovers are mentioned in every show . I,ll be in Rovers ....geddit
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    A little fella who shares a pitch with some of those big lumps has got my admiration , well in Johnny .
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    Is that you stood next to Christopher Biggins Johnny ?
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    May I play for Scotland please .
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    Lab would be a brilliant hooker .
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    The Charles brothers ....Ray and Prince
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    The Gallagher brothers , Liam , Noel and Frank
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    ".......but do not be misled by his compassion for the down trodden , for the Englishman is a stalwart fellow of ferocious disposition and when his kingdom is under threat from the very people to whom it gave succour in their hour of need or from the warlike ,envious Scots hoards , then his wrath is awful to behold .....K.L Moore 1758
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    Panarama
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    What Age

    Astanley replied to lanesra's topic in General Talk

    When my kids were little we had a whippet called Paddy that had to be put to sleep , I left it to my missus to tell the kids and she told me they just shrugged it off , but when I came home from work they both started crying , when I asked why , they said "Paddys dead " , I said "mummys told you that already " "we thought she said daddy " came the reply
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    Yapper for me
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    Do you live in the mud ?
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    I saw a domestic moggy give one of my dogs a terrible beating once ,so I think I,d give any big cats I saw in the beam a wide berth ,or take them on bare handed cos I,m hard .
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    You can call me heartless ,but I just haven't got it in me to worry about what will happen to some top brancher half a world away , theres an old dear 2 doors away from me who doesn't know how she will get through this winter on her pension , I think I,ll concentrate on helping her for now .
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    Im sure that crowd live by me now ,mobility car , new house the lot
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    :laugh:that was fekin funny
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    There is an R in rabbit
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    Dickie and Bob deny all allegations and will plead not guilty .Defence claim bunny gave consent .
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