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  1. RubyTex
    Right ladies and gents. I thought i'd give it one last push before giving up on the idea of ever becoming a 'keeper completely. I'm looking for a role in the countryside sector, which I know are hard to come by these days, but i'm willing to do anything, game farming, underkeeper, gardener, ghillie, labour, general dogsbody, skivvy etc. I'm a hard working lad, well spoken and polite, work well on my own or in a team, i'm approachable and friendly, don't mind getting stuck right in and I have SOME experience. I have been shooting since about 2005, voluntarily assisted my local keeper ou
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    Look up crown rot on google if you have not got this your plants may have become overcrowded and need to be divided again look it up it will explain how to do it better than i can. 99% certain it's crown rot. Fantastic. Rip it out and change the soil? It's in a massive pot so not too much trouble.
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    Aye, massive thanks have got to go to Tiercel and Paulus for doing all the leg work. Fantastic effort Good luck Dy!!
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    I've paid. On Paypal lads, enter the amount you owe then log in. It'll take you through to the next page, and there's a blue hyperlink on the left hand side. Says something like add a message to the owner / person. Click it, it'll bring up a box. Add your lot numbers in there, username etc then press pay now on the right hand side. Jobs a good un! ATB
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    Right lads, rhubarb?! We had a brilliant crop two years ago, last year was poor, this year it came through with some vigour and I thought it'll be a good one, but it's stopped growing and a lot of the leaves are yellowing Everything else is doing well, spuds coming up, strawberries (fecking loads) ripening, onions coming up, chive thickening...just rhubarb letting the team down lol
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    there's £42 to the Dymented auction, two books. Well done everyone!

    1. peterhunter86

      peterhunter86

      thiers some good stuff i would of loven to bid on something

    2. peterhunter86

      peterhunter86

      i will just add incase anyone thinks im a mean fook i did try and bid but its only pounds and not euros but i did donate a book so im happy either way and good luck dy them c==ts have to be wooryd now

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    Reported it twice to the cops and was on at the dog warden every week. Not one person came out to even get a statement. Eventually after it got booted by me I warned that I would be sorting it myself next time, she got the message...
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    The woman with the Alsatian I had all those problems with, the one that attacked and seriously hurt 4 dogs that I know of, one of which didn't reappear for months and now limps along the poor fecker, who used to make my life and a load of others a misery by having her dog roaming the fields and streets, used to run up to my back gate going crazy setting mine off, and just being very blasé and irresponsible about her aggressive dog?? Seriously ill. Karma for being such a horrible, snide bitch? Hmm...no get well soon cards from me anyway...
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    England

    RubyTex replied to haymin's topic in General Talk

    I sincerely want to get pumped.......... In Italian. I always knew you were strange...
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    anyone any idea on employment law? Altering clock out times...pm me please. cheers

    1. PIL

      PIL

      You want to get a few more of their products down your neck and ware a thinner jacket out :D

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Well one day I finished at 19.47 rounded to half 7?? No quartering there Chid, just theft!

    3. Chid

      Chid

      Check what your contract states about hours worked and overtime ruby

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    I got my copy yesterday, cheers Mr D. Thought it was you in the back Tomo lol
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    Unreal that it even managed to get to air, be some jumped up film maker looking to make a name for himself zzzz
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    That dog on the treadmill...what the actual f**k. The thing is struggling and he's turning up the pace to the point where it sticks the brakes on and chokes on the short lead.. All foreigners, surprise surprise. Get yourselves home. Haven't seen the bit about the pheasant shooting, worth a complaint to Channel 4?
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    Price Pups

    RubyTex replied to madhunter's topic in General Talk

    Next door neighbours Bichon Frise dog got hold of her bitch. The dog having a host of health problems, and the bitch is 12 months old.... £650 a pup. They're 7 weeks and she's sold one! Lol
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    A thread about David Beckham turns into one about granny shagging I did a 38 year old and she wasn't bad at all (might be 'cos I have a monstrous cock??) lol, although I found out afterwards that she works with my dad......
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    would chop a bollock off for a decent job, going f*****g crazy arggh!!

    1. RossM

      RossM

      If you send me a left nut, I will give you an apprenticeship........

    2. STRANGER

      STRANGER

      That seasonal ghillie jobs it this weeks shooting times Ruby, get yourself up here ya miserable c**t lol

    3. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Applied to it STRANGER. Even though its only a couple of weeks im up for it!

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    It's on like Donkey Kong lads
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    going to be skint after the auction! All in a good cause, keep the bidding going lads and lasses ;-)

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    did we not invite ourselves He's a Yorkshire man, it's the same difference lol.. You're both welcome, maybe Tarqs could grab a lift as he's struggling for mates to take him out lol if he can get to mine or bobs .....don't mean we`ll be his mates but its a day out for him that could be twice this year.... could probably get to yours Stig
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    Imagine having such a shit life that you go out of your way to try and get someone over something so trivial...tell him to f**k off lol
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    Best for me was going into a petrol station with a car full of lads after footy, having the craic, laughing then next minute the back passenger door opened and a bloke went "what the fck are you laughing at"...it was so out of the blue we couldn't do much but piss ourselves laughing at him. He slammed the door, we looked over and his car was a shed, one front panel was orange the other red lol, no wonder the f****r was angry. My mate started putting fuel in and this bellend stormed over kicking off again so my other mate got out and belted him. Funnily enough that de-escalated the situation lo
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    There are a high proportion of these type of idiots in this town. The type who get a dog one week and it's gone the next, get a dog for dick measuring competitions, or pull stunts that tar us all with the same brush. In fact i'm sure there was a member on here a while back, who's son was poaching on the farmland up the hill from me, and when he was told by the farmer to do one, went home and told his dad (the guy on here) who reckoned he went back and threw a hammer through the farmers 4x4 windscreen??? I'm no lurcherman, and I don't know if that's true, but that is f***ing embarrassin
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    Oh now the rains started...lol
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    It was that bad yesterday I actually got a tan
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    fooking billy no mates -------- just put your name down with a boat ask if you can make the numbers up on a trip.. Haha just to make it clear I have mates, just can't think of any who would go sea fishing. I need better mates lol
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