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RubyTex

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  1. His owners must be able to tell the future...9 months old It's all about the money...
  2. Where's Stewie??? Surprisingly quiet after the 350,000 piss taking pictures he's posted about Man Utd recently
  3. Would your mate be better off writing to the head of department or even chief constable? A polite letter spelling out the crack, sent in recorded delivery and obviously keep a copy yourselves. Stipulate he has danced to their tune for a year, as told, but has not had this keeping guns at home ban lifted despite being a responsible person etc etc. Ask them what needs to be done in order to get the guns back home... Otherwise they will sit with their thumbs up their arses for a while..
  4. think i might get myself a pup...

    1. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Your missus told me you loved it up the ring RM (that was when I was hanging out of hers). Got a couple of K 'cos i'm a grafter...and spend f**k all

    2. delswal

      delswal

      couple of k spare in hartlepool mmmmmm burglar, drug dealer , or rent boy lol

    3. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      RM's missus pays me to bang her

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  5. Oh yes the bellends are out in force. Anything over 10 degrees and every c**t is out. Roll on winter...
  6. Been on once for about an hour to complete a test so I could get promoted...better off in the kitchen
  7. It gives our lot a real life exercise...is there that much of a risk it'll all kick off?
  8. A thread about how much a 50 p piece is worth?! Errr 50 pence!!!
  9. I agree with this mate but it seems it's the done thing all over. Work the lads to their limits to test their character almost, see if they've got it in them to keep going despite being absolutely f****d. I don't think it's good practice but them birds need looking after... You have to want to be a gamekeeper and not be motivated by money (for the first few years at least)
  10. Cheerio Now ship some of the utter tripe out from the dressing room...
  11. Good opportunity but taking out an accommodation fee from NMW? If it's a young lad, they'll probably be on about £3.50 an hour anyway!!
  12. Have you been clapping, banging the food bowl, getting her used to loud noises before starting her with the gun?
  13. Definitely the sight and sound of a Spitfire going over. Send a tingle up your balls that will
  14. "Ouch ouch ouch".....lol Aye right. The air would be blue
  15. How nice of her...!!
  16. RubyTex

    Old Age

    5/6 miles + a day with the dogs, 5 miles cycling and on my feet all day sweating like fook are taking it's toll on my knees, hips and back...
  17. Agree, go for a pup. You can then develop a proper bond with it, and put the hard work in yourself to train it up to a decent standard. It's your money but you will have more satisfaction bringing on a pup.
  18. Yes I drive, it's about 6 hours drive though so would rather not drive, camping gear? I was thinking more along the lines of picking up a pair of your ma's pants én route, mind that would be more of a marque for the party............ 6 hours is nothing you big fanny. If only you were closer eh
  19. Do you not drive RM? Megabussing it with the Eastern Europeans and students, and a bearded bell end with a f**k load of camping gear...
  20. Might bring my little fanny warmer Ruby...will put some stuff up for your lot
  21. Can Frazer Davies take his uniform with 5 stars and get us a heavy discount you think mate? Lol Aye I can, but you're paying full price you ginger twat!!!
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