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RubyTex

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  1. Strippers. Beer. Strippers. Have I missed anything? Strippers?
  2. First night my dog was out in the kennel as a pup it dropped to -5 lol. No bother. I've since added heat pads under their beds but they rarely go on. If we have a serious cold spell then yes but otherwise they're fine.
  3. I got told the other day my bitch 14kg is too skinny. She can't be being fed much, according to this expert, because you can see her ribs. Funny that because she gets the same amount of food as her dad (22kg)! If she was underweight would she have visible shoulder muscles, arse muscles etc? No. I left it by saying that's what happens when you exercise your dogs properly, as the blokes King Charles waddled away lol. I think people are just f***ing stupid.
  4. I'm on the look out for a bigger tank just now. I have a 90 litre with about 10 guppies and 5 tiger barbs. The tigers are definitely fin nippers and have grown like wildfire. They're about the size of a 50p piece now hence needing a bigger tank. I want about 250 litres + but they don't seem to be cheap! I would definitely recommend a small shoal of corydora. They must be the same type though and not mixed. E.g peppered mixed in with panda and albinos. They only seem to shoal with their own specific colour. Are you going down the live planted route? Ball ache lol.
  5. Well done lads. That's how you organise a weekend ;-) sorry I couldn't make it, hopefully next year. It'll be back on English soil anyway :-D
  6. Swimming out in the north sea to rescue my dog stuck in front of a massive storm drain. Daft!!!!
  7. Singed poults for tea that night then?! Jesus
  8. i need a pup i reckon...

  9. I'm also out lads, it's just going to cost far too much for me to hire a car and I cant justify the price. Have a good one, at least Kev and Stewie won't find me passed out under a pick up this year
  10. I'd like to belt lab spastic for being a piss taking ginger gimplet!!! A good clout right across his ginger puss....
  11. Gone shite here too....the boats are even struggling by all accounts
  12. I don't think i'll ever settle down because I like my freedom too much. Plus women are too much like hard work. Anyway, i've drank lots, shagged a fair few and seen a lot of the world. I'm nearly 24 now and prefer a walk out with the dogs....
  13. Well done Socks. Some people are unreal and give no sense or thought to anything. You did the right thing and i'm glad it got sorted about the money. There is no way in hell I would have paid that, clearly this bint thought shopping was a far more pressing concern! Idiot. She should have phoned you and apologised not the chap!!!
  14. I am a 'maybe' for this now lads. Trying to source a decent priced van to hire to come down but they're just too expensive! Hopefully I get it sorted, unless anyone is going down the East coast and doesn't mind picking me up for petrol and beer money....probably no one lol
  15. I used to do all sorts but I've never thieved or beaten someone up for a pizza!! Crazy. Remember in the Summer, about 10 o'clock at night and thinking bloody hell it's still early but you've got your mam shouting it's bed time....errr no it's not it's only early! Then realising the time. Just completely lost track by exploring, playing footy, making dens, fires, spears, bow and arrows, skimming stones, rope swings down the river etc, messing about in the mud lol. We just got let out and told to be in by a certain time, none of this now where you get social services on your case if you dare lea
  16. Sorry to hear that Ry....bad crack indeed. Them pups look good though, sometimes you've got to get straight back into it and kick on
  17. At Sedgefield Racecourse, was alright last year. Kicks off at 10am on the Saturday. Who's going? http://www.sedgefield-racecourse.co.uk/whats-on/event/12-july-2014/
  18. At least you haven't dropped yourself in it by saying you want it for 'big game'...oh wait Get a beddy whippet, they'll take out
  19. Lads, what are the dates.........I need to hire a van !
  20. I know a guy that has be stopped twice in the last two years for not having one....................... Always brings a smile to my face Lets just hope the environment agency don't turn up to the comp........It'll be like when the DWP turn up on a building site The environ agency turned up at the local reservoirs last year (I had a license)....well I've never seen people grab their stuff, run up the bank and vault a five foot fence so quick in all my life
  21. Rod license? What's one of those...lol
  22. This. Send in someone they don't know, if they know you and you don't really get along they'll give you a daft price
  23. A new joke book? See you there.....
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