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The Duncan

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  1. Yeppers - deeks, hide and shotgun. .17hmr if you want to snipe them (best use for the calibre IMHO).
  2. 'would of' instead of 'would have'. Bakes my noodle.
  3. massive over-use of the word c*nt. It has no power anymore because it gets used as a blanket term when words such as 'twat, tosser, knob, knobhead, knobjockey, wanker...etc' I used to find the C word offensive, now its meaningless and is used by folk with no imagination.
  4. As if it wasn't bad enough your garden being flooded with mud, some wanker dumps an old tyre in there is well. b*****ds!
  5. Not angling to get a load of likes then?
  6. Well I for one would say, the .17 is a luxury item, rather than an essential all-round vermin calibre.
  7. 'You know, I had a trial with Chelsea when I was 17. "yeah, but you're not 17 now are you, you fat f**k!"'

    1. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      I'm seeing ABBA and that song about the "lion sleeps tonight" ....

    2. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      Not to mention I'm too sexy for my body lol

    3. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      goes without saying !

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  8. Like engraver, I was deeply unimpressed with Kent high velocity. Utter crap compared to eleys
  9. Talking of which, what is the best choke size for decoying pigeons and crows? It's been along time since i've had a shotgun, i have several rifles on fac but waiting for my sgc to come through the letter box any day now so i'll be looking for a cheap semi-auto that i don't have to worry about getting scratched.... I'd probably go 1/2 choke on a semi with fibre wads, should be spot on. ALways worth patterning your gun at the ranges you'll be shooting at though. I go 1/4 and 1/2 with my O/U gun.
  10. can you legally shoot squires? I don't think one can bludgeon ones butler either
  11. I've made the switch to fibre wads now too - only a few quid more per slab and a clearer conscience too. Its worth using one size tighter chokes when you switch though - the fibre wads don't seem to hold the shot together as much.
  12. I've been looking for one of those black 'gambler' spud guns that were powered by caps. Closest thing to a firearm when I was little
  13. Sundays when the shops were all shut, bar the paki shops and Texas/B and Q. Hated it when I was a kid, as an adult I miss having one day a week that was a proper day off.
  14. My god - new girl in the chippy; unbelievably fit!

    1. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      If you'd seen her, it wouldn't put you off

    2. bird

      bird

      where is it, might go an have me cod/chips

    3. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      Newport Pagnell dude. Good luck!

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  15. How much training does it take to be an arsehole of the highest order? Very little - 2 weeks in Glasgow should do the trick Ah you'd fit right in there when they run their annual penis convention. Ah, a glaswegian amongst us. I hear there's a tiny penis convention...you've no doubt been Edinburgh through and through, nice avatar! Motorbikes eh? Somewhere to sit your cock on, that's why I'm surprised your not doing a headstand on it!! Yep, I need a big bike to support its weight Good luck to you
  16. Monkee! Bbc2 Friday 6pm. Used to watch it before going to judo in Immingham
  17. How much training does it take to be an arsehole of the highest order? Very little - 2 weeks in Glasgow should do the trick Ah you'd fit right in there when they run their annual penis convention. Ah, a glaswegian amongst us. I hear there's a tiny penis convention...you've no doubt been
  18. 50 rounds is the number of I go by before cleaning the bore - seems about right.
  19. How much training does it take to be an arsehole of the highest order? Very little - 2 weeks in Glasgow should do the trick
  20. smile at an ugly girl - it will make her day and costs nothing :)

    1. Kay

      Kay

      aww thats not very nice x

    2. walshie

      walshie

      Always worth a go!

    3. just jack

      just jack

      smile at your wife and your up to something

  21. What is the point of wasps?

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      anyway! you seen a wasp???

    2. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      they have a point ?

    3. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      yep- sharp stingy bit.

      Hitemhard - I didn't know they ate aphids. I thought that was just the Ladybirds.

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