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The Duncan

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  1. Goddammn so bfeckin sick of worrying about the wife

  2. Lol! I seem to remember seeing this in 'The Field' a while back.
  3. Nerves of steel, muscles of iron......knob of butter
  4. Not always though. I was mentally bullied for 5 years until I flipped out and mashed one if them in the final year. I'd been doing martial arts from the age of 6. Guess I had a long fuse eh?
  5. Sounds about right. Btw I have a .22 and an hmr. The hmr comes out of the cabinet about 3% of the time I need a vermin rifle. The rest of the time I take the .22. The hmr has its use, but it is so damn noisy.
  6. A blessed relief! I'm just waiting on Paulus to chime in
  7. Hi guys n girls, I'm thinking of getting some layers in the nearish future and would like to have hens that lay as many different coloured eggs as possible. So far my list consists of Arucana for the blue eggs. What others are there that I could get. With a feeling of slight dread, I am anticipating some weak-ass humour concerning cadburys, easter eggs etc etc. So if you're going to be funny please be properly funny lol! Cheers all!
  8. That can really put the mockers on a trip! "I swear there are normally about than this..."
  9. Kinell! We live in virtually the same world! I also get called the dog whisperer when out with the whole pack Whisper some sense into this bitch before she's sent on a long walk!!!
  10. Funny thing is, I bute my tongue when I see someone with a fat dog, but if you've a slender dog people aren't backwards in coming forwards to say its skinny.
  11. What am I listening to a the moment? The ball-and-chain going on and on and on and on.........
  12. Kinell! We live in virtually the same world! I also get called the dog whisperer when out with the whole pack
  13. Death Nirvana, bullet for my valentine, slipknot....no wonder our kids are so fecked up and emo'd out!

    1. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      Are your oranges sorted now?

    2. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      Yep. I am now worrying about whether Park"n"ride is a viable option in Oxford, or should I park and walk ?

    3. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      Oxford is one of the most dangerous cities to drive around for a bloke or lesbian; its all t*ts and bicycles!

      Depends where you're going in Oxford chick ;)

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  14. find a good flightline and set up under it on crops they want to eat. Wethole's advice is spot on too
  15. cats - pain in the arse! Dogs, likewise.

    1. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      The odd sock planet.

      It's just past the pen nebula...

    2. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      Are oranges called oranges cos they are orange, or was the colour orange called orange because oranges were that colour ?

    3. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      Because of their colour. In german they are mostly known as zingy apples (Apfelsine)

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  16. Crows are tougher than pigeons, but I've had good results with nothing heavier than Eley pigeon, 30g of 6 1/2. Sometimes though, despite hitting them hard and central, they needed the second barrel to kill them stone dead. One time though, I accidentally grabbed an Alphamax with 50g of no3 shot in it. I've never seen a crow quite so pole-axed before! It fell out of the air on its back. 1/2 choke at 50 yards
  17. Galloping Knobrot - one not to be missed
  18. It's rare that folk give a full, 'warts and all' account of an incident. Human nature.
  19. Slow roasted lamb shanks for dinner - can barely keep my eyes open!

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      MICROWAVE THEM LOL

  20. just been on there ans although its free they were wanting my card details, not fecking likely,ha Yeah, my security system warned me not to visit the site due to 'risky behaviours'
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