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The Duncan

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  1. Talking of prints, don't forget that cat prints won't show claws - they are retractable and not deployed when they are just walking around. If the prints show claws, its a dog.
  2. This would be perfect for any self-respecting rabbit hunter. Share a nice, well-appointed 3 bed semi-detached house with 10 acres, infested with bunnies. Its a short trip from Cambridge, close to the M11 (handy for a commute). 1 lovely neighbour and a salt-of-the-earth housemate to move in with. Bills are approximately £600 pcm including electric, council tax, heating and water. Any takers? This would help a very dear friend of mine out. All the best Duncan
  3. Lower form of life than traffic wardens? Estate agents.

    1. BORDERSCOT

      BORDERSCOT

      Solicitors - especially those employed by local authorities...and planning officials...in fact any kinda officials employed by a local council near you aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!

    2. hawki

      hawki

      foreign bouncers that wont let you in to a club because they never seen you before

    3. rob190364

      rob190364

      Estate agents are more useless than anything to be honest, solicitors definitely the lowest IMO making fortunes out of knowingly getting guilty people off the hook, encouraging the awful sue everyone for anything culture, rats are a higher form of life if you ask me!

       

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  4. Good result and a nice succinct right up and pics - nice
  5. Love eggs

    1. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      Or love eggs lol

    2. ferretess

      ferretess

      probably scot but they don't last long enough to read the wrapper :)

       

    3. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      Hospital job if you've sucked them in lol

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  6. It's uncanny, but I feel like I've seen this thread before....
  7. Word for the day? Cockrings. I challenge you to somehow shoehorn that one inocuously into a convo with a line manager

    1. walshie

      walshie

      That Duncan is such a cock. Ring him and find out. lol

    2. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      I'll let you know what she says !

    3. desertbred

      desertbred

      ask if they will have a cockring at the local poultry show

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  8. Try a stuffed fox as a decoy stood over some food - crows will go mad to mob it
  9. They're what I used. Blues. No problem at all. I can roll with them pretty good now, but feck me it took some practice I'm strictly a 'green smelly herb' type bloke though, I don't smoke baccy on it's own, so I don't roll that often. Get a glass pipe and f**k the baccy off
  10. Now that's a proper fat rabbit! Anyone admit to mastering the Camberwell Carrot?
  11. and a dose of green
  12. Gazebo

    1. paulus

      paulus

      thats the rain on its way then.....lol

  13. It's like buying a porno and then having to pay to knock one out
  14. Midge stalking sessions available May to September, free use of estate swat, but trophy carcass fees and will apply
  15. Got a good chunk of Patt in there methinks
  16. Security? Patterdale terrier and a shotgun.
  17. It's getting like the set of 'Snatch' in here - all pikeys and gangsters.
  18. Ha ha! More Bambi and Thumper out of that Sean Connery Bond film (Diamonds are Forever?)
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