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  1. on standby...to go and help out with the floods...

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    2. chrismdd

      chrismdd

      Hi BPR, spoke to some of your guys down here on the levels in Somerset who have come from Nottingham to do underwater survey of the bridges. Took your advice on the headtorch and it arrived yesterday and am well pleased with it. Just getting into the catapult stuff. Chris

    3. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      Nice to hear it mate. Get posting in the catty section ;)...

    4. RossM

      RossM

      I bet he walked up to a squaddie and asked, "do you know blue pocket rocket?" lol

  2. Happy birthday prince naseem hamed :D ....

    1. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      bet he wont be celebrating in Sheffield lol

    2. walshie

      walshie

      Very subtle. lol. Happy Birthday BPR.

    3. Cushty mush

      Cushty mush

      Wye wouldn't he he owns harf the town anyway

  3. HOT MEAT... EMPTY YER INBOX AND PM ME

    1. Malt

      Malt

      NO NEED TO SHOUT!!

  4. £1060 for movember.... SAV WOULD BE CHUFFED!! cheers THL ;)

    1. Joe67

      Joe67

      fair play to everyone who helped

  5. RIP SAV...gone but never forgotten!....

  6. nice to see my lad in the CMW

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    2. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      THANKS FOR THE PHOTEEEE :D

    3. BORDERSCOT

      BORDERSCOT

      Aye poacher watch....both the lad and Flipper...bad uns...!!!!!

    4. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      WHAT'S HE BEEN DOING?????

  7. the wee man broke his heart today when i left for ferreting without him... think he will be accompanying me on every trip now!

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    2. Malt

      Malt

      Too right mate! :) My kids love it, but then sometimes I like a bit of time to myself and all! lol Suppose it's a bit different with you and your work though, you got to make the most of it while you're home..

    3. RossM

      RossM

      He's always home malt don't let the twat kid ye lol

    4. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      Been home a while now... knees fcuked... second op 3 weeks ago... but guys just came back from 6 month tour... less 3 of us... need to make the most of it ;)

  8. ive just seen a dog..in a pram... with a dress and a nappy on...!!!

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    2. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      Was in a clothes shop in town LOL...

    3. albert64

      albert64

      how do you know it wasn't a hairy baby

    4. jonah.

      jonah.

      what town ? fkin toy town? lol

  9. you realiese how much work you put into a ferret...when your starting young uns' fresh....

  10. waiting to be sliced and diced....

    1. BORDERSCOT

      BORDERSCOT

      Good luck bud - take care.

       

    2. Mr Wilkes
  11. thats the last time... i pickup a free ferret... get great hospitality...and cups of tea from 'the one'... the b@stard builds 10" high walls to take the bumper off your car!

    1. BORDERSCOT

      BORDERSCOT

      10" hardly invisible though is it....????

    2. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      Wife thinks so....

    3. ferretess

      ferretess

      specsavers is all I can say lol

       

  12. THE STRENGTH OF PARACORD...CHECK IT OUT...

    1. bird

      bird

       

      very good+and strong

  13. 2013... get to fcuk.... what a shite year...

    1. rob190364
    2. BORDERSCOT

      BORDERSCOT

      Been a vintage year so far here....:)

       

  14. burst eardrum.... ye cnut!!!

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    2. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      Third time its burst now.... pain in the arse!

    3. RossM

      RossM

      Well that'll teach ye for trying to send the bairn to bed, lol

    4. paulus

      paulus

      you ear must be in a strange place if its a pain in the arse...lol

  15. now now... whos got a mod in their back pocket lol

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    2. BORDERSCOT

      BORDERSCOT

      This needs locked....

    3. jeppi26

      jeppi26

      No one could av paulus in there pocket we would be able to smell the gout lollol

    4. paulus

      paulus

      my feet are not a pretty site lol

  16. yorkshire radio:.. "delays due to a disruptive passenger in scotland" ... must be BORDERSCOT on his way to gaz_1989's .... LOL

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    2. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      Was about... whos the baldest... lol

    3. Hot Meat

      Hot Meat

      So he asked for it to be removed I take it..... lol

    4. BORDERSCOT

      BORDERSCOT

      I won that then BPR got more hair than you and Gaz put together....

  17. IMAGINE STEALING A BOTTLE OF PORT FROM A HEROES GRAVE....FFS....CNUTS!

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    2. PIL
    3. stewie
    4. scothunter

      scothunter

      if they can prise the brass of a war memorial.then lifting a bottle wouldnt phase them at all. sure it wasnt the council btw the cemetry here they lift stuff like that after a set period

  18. second knee op for me....knew it wasnt right....

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    2. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      Feck off ye bunch eh cnuts!!

    3. christian71

      christian71

      Put that incase he bumps into that spaz sorry mate cant fight you my is bad knee

    4. albert64

      albert64

      damp toilet floors don't half feck your knees up........

  19. nothing better that a 'locked' thread to entice you in!!

  20. fooking HAMMERING it down!!...and the wifes caught out with the dogs....

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    2. RossM

      RossM

      Me & edwardo just got caught in it too, soaking

    3. steve66

      steve66

      Nothing worse than having to wait for ya tea lol

    4. albert64

      albert64

      could be worse ........could be you

  21. GET THAT 'ISLAMIC BANK OF BRITAIN' AD TO FCUK!!

  22. thank fcuk the insurance has paid out in FULL for the wee dog!

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    2. air gun ant

      air gun ant

      great news bpr! i cant believe some people still dont insure their dogs

    3. pip1968

      pip1968

      good news mate you deserve it

    4. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      Cheers lads. Still the leftover amount to pay... but atleast the chunk of it is paid.

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