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  1. Possibly ideal for some of the coursing lads and the bollocks they spout.
  2. Personally speaking id not breed from a greyhound bitch,would have and did a long while ago.The problem is that some of the pups will throw to much to the bitch,in reality that is beset with all manner of problems,especially hunting ones,Greyhounds are not up to the task,or standard of an honest lurcher,neither are to many first crosses that throw to the Greyhound,not all.If its an undertaking with more emphasis on what may be produced from the second generation breeding and hunting potential,then id possibly give it a go,if its done to produce honest hunting jukels then id give it a miss and
  3. From a personal viewpoint I would,nt own a digging terrier now,i expect my terriers to bush and ratch about to a decent standard,i also expect them to shift a fox from cover and his underground haunts,the majority of places I work you would not let a digging dog enter.Thus I get to work places digging lads avoid.A terrier on a leash walks past an awful lot of missed opportunity,s that its bushing cousin gains exercise from.Digging terriers are for the more resolute soul,at times,i don,t have their resolve or ambition.
  4. Any dog that ratches and as a mooch about usually picks up the habit of marking tree,s,they only have to chase the odd squirrel or feral to get into the swing of it,many an happy hour can be undertaken with a mutt and an air-rifle ridding the land of a grey or two,until the tree,s come into leaf.
  5. The man did more for his country than the minority he opposed,he swore allegiance to the Queen and steadfastly defended the principle of free speech and the democratic process.His hatred for the terrorist scum influenced his contempt for the Catholic faith,his major fault perhaps but the times and troubles influenced the populace in harsher ways then.He stood against successive goverments in his resolve to bring about peace without giving in to the terrorists demands, something he finally caved in to and shared the peace process with his hated enemies,especially Adams.History will at some time
  6. Try the Working Bedlington Forum,just sift through the dross on there and source the deeply buried snippets of useful info.
  7. Pish,as soon as you seek luck in the ability of your charge then its a chase for redemption,luck plays no part in a lurchers ability in the field,never has and never will,fact.The owners ability to educate the said jukel to its potential can carry a dog only so far,the dogs history and breeding will carry it the rest of the way.
  8. If I was paying a grand for a sapling and luck came into the equation,id be a fecking nugget,id rather buy 500 lottery tickets.As soon as we hope for luck,then seriously you,ve sourced a pup bred from dross.Quality shines brighter than a ten pound note in a wank parlour.Edited to say ive never been that unfortunate to lose a tenner in such an establishment and I never met my second wife there,in case my sons reading!.
  9. Some of my most rewarding nights on bunny,s have been influenced by a full moon,ferreting on the Bolton Abbey car park ,winter night,frosty and a full moon to illuminate the ground and webs,only chance we had to work that location,it was that hot the ice should have melted,until we worked it to our reward.30 and 40 rabbits were the norm on these occasions.Don,t do it any more,best left to others perhaps?.
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    Roe Liver

    Ive never had the time to sort the guts from the offal,by the time ive stuffed the smelly fecker into a green council garden refuse bag,the guts and offal have often been strewn along a dirty ditch,are we still talking about Sock,s "jack the ripper" post here,or have we moved on?.
  11. 24 hrs a day,7 days a week,52 weeks a year bunnys need to feed,daytime,sunshine,wintertime and moonshine,thus in every minute of every one of these days there will be reward for the hunter,if the hunter has the nous to understand his quarry and its habits.
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    Tv Series

    Id have thought John Wilson or Rab C. Nesbitt would have floated your boat Mik.Download some "Yosser Hughes",Spartacus or Coronation Street,Babestation for a few minutes a week?.
  13. Fecking immigrants,will this country ever learn.I was led to believe DNA deteriorated with age,id have thought any DNA from that era may be useless or contaminated by now.Warped mush whoever he was.
  14. You can sell a dog to a nugget for a grand and it will end up a dog worth £20,you can sell a savvy type a mutt for £20 that others would wish to own for a grand.Big prices are for big wallets,gamblers and ego,s.Why is it that the dog nappers are more interested in these pricey Saluki hybrids?,why is it that many are never recovered?.Are they bred from? and how much are their progeny sold for,with a tailored history.
  15. My advice to any prospective purchaser of these overpriced mutts is wait until they are advertised for the 3rd time,as many are,they are far,far cheaper then.Some may tell you that the cream of the breeding is readily snapped up,i find this a tad strange as they all seem to be bred from the best about,thus their seems to be more cream than milk.
  16. I remember drinking in Glasgow with a couple of itinerant English yokes,we had a little fare banter and a good craic,the beer was quaffed the jokes were resplendent and a little fat red nosed Jocky Wilson look-a-like took exception to our Englishness,the barman and the locals attempted to put Jocky in his place,to no avail,a well placed uppercut and a kick in the chin put paid to his indiscretion,what a lass.
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    Horse Meat

    A few independent butchers stocked more adventourous wares at one time,crocodile,emu,kangaroo etc,the supermarkets have an habit of closing them down,emu,s tough and not worth its price,i bred a few and wanted to knack a youngster to sample its youthful flesh,the curator forbid me as it was destined for another zoo,the fecking turkeys that were supposed to be in a breeding and conservation programme fared far worse than their Australian cousins,luvverly.
  18. The lad thought posting on the tinternet was smart,ill warrant he still may not know the error of his judgement,as will the nuggets that will still persist on stoking their ego,s posting the same sort of threads.Its a sad reflection of our education system and the goverments reluctance to legalise euthanasia,that nuggets like this have lurchers.
  19. An awful lot of dog owners,especially lurcher and terrier folk are better educated in the requirements of the mutts they own,than the majority of newly qualified veterinarians,fact.The mistake this nugget made was posting his exploits on the open web,thus exposing the nugget to the ever evolving do-good-fecking clueless wannabe animal saviours amidst the tits that surf such sites.How many on here practice treatment on their mutts,that the feckless and ignorant internet tits,find unethical?,then jump on the bandwagon that hangs another for doing the same.Ill warrant the lads a nugget,ill warran
  20. End of the day the only thing a lurcher ever needs to do is satisfy the owner,anything else is irrelevant,happy hunting.
  21. The mother to that dog was as honest a dog as ive ever owned,Gafer owned her brother that died to young.I don,t post pics of my dogs ever,Darcy took some at Otley show a few years ago and posted them,without consent,naughty boy.A while later a litter where advertised with my bitch as the mother,it came as a tad surprising as at the time as id never bred from her and to my knowledge she never whelped until 2 years later.
  22. If I could take pics as good as that jukel grafts then id want to be called D.Bailey,class again.
  23. One of the cleverest mutts ive witnessed behind an hare was a 3/4 grey/collie,this dog never ran them hard until it knew it had a chance of finishing the job,it had an habit of pulling up when the hare had the advantage,yet accounted for 3,s and 4,s over a 5 year period,the dog had pace to burn,enough wind and the brain to know when to admit defeat,the dog accounted for more than a lot of what may be deemed as better coursing stock,it also took high numbers of conies in the lamp and mullered fox and venison,jumping an hedge at the top of the A1 it met its match with a Volvo estate,fecking Volv
  24. Anybody seen the Brad Pitt film,the Fight Club,first rule of the fight club and all that,in reality the first rule of taking on a second hand lurcher is,"be careful,very,very careful",the second rule is"take the fecking thing on trial without exchanging dollar",any honest lurcher owner will be happy to let this happen,unless you turn up in a transit and have an annoying Irish Pykey slavver about you.The third rule is"source an honest bred pup and don,t be so fecking impatient".
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    Horse Meat

    Tenderer and not as strong as beef,id buy it before beef if it could be readily sourced.
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