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morton last won the day on August 7 2016

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About morton

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    Keighley
  • Interests
    Lurchers,terriers and fishing

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  1. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    You never look at the mantlepiece when you poke the fire
  2. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    Ill send you the snaps.
  3. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    Nice tits,a fat arse and the ability to treat dogs as dogs,nearly all id seek in a woman,apart from the fact she could eat me out of a lardert and drink me under the table/
  4. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    It cannot be that easy to upset the fecking nuggets on here,geez it used to be harder to agitate the halfwits.
  5. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    The chain strangler,i liked her,not enough to get her pregnant,enough to respect the fact she pissed off the establishment and got things done.I can see why she would upset many on here as she had more balls than the average male lurcher owner now.
  6. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    The useless fecking thing missed its 22nd rabbit.
  7. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    An harsh cnut that never fed a useless cur,ive never owned a mutt that failed to leave a kennel and not greet me first,thats possibly not entirely true because a few of them prefered my wife,traitors.
  8. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    Ill concur with that ,soppy twats like many on here only keep me amused .
  9. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    ive never raised a voice that taught a dog more than 6ft of water pipe.
  10. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    You read what your happy to read and make up the rest,its hard on the feet to kick a dog to death,easier to smack them with a spade.
  11. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    When you get to a certain age you make your own bird up,you need to.
  12. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    Cheeky twat,i must be like the average angler and exaggerate the catch,only nearly 6 decades though mucker.
  13. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    I worked a couple of terriers through an overgown quarry this morning,a barn owl ghosted from nowhere and woke me up,ive worked that land for over 30 years and never seen one there before.Seriously though what a beautiful bird,hunting as more to do with what we encounter than what we wish to encounter.
  14. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    dogs talk better than owners.
  15. morton

    Bedlington x Greyhound

    Ive never suffered with the little man syndrom, 6 seagulls can stand on my erection,fair enough the 6th one will have to stand on one leg..
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