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NEWKID

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  1. NEWKID

    Top Gear Burma

    I agree mate, why does everyone take TV so seriously... I don't watch a lot of telly but me and my lad watched the Burma top gears and enjoyed it, it's obviously staged, and they are prats but it had my little lad laughing at it.... and me
  2. One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers I was going to say the same mate. I wouldn't slag any man doing any work. You keep at it Ruby mate, gives you a wage while you find something better. Too rig
  3. If you can grow your profit by 52k a year, anyone would loan you the 20k to do it, If your business plan is good and stands up to the scrutiny of an investor or bank manager, they will lend. If that was a real possiblity then the house would be re mortgaged, the car sold, borrowed whatever... it would ony take 5 months and the investment is back, then you're flying...... Sounds a bit too good to be true IMO
  4. One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers I was going to say the same mate. I wouldn't slag any man doing any work. You keep at it Ruby mate, gives you a wage while you find something better. Too rig
  5. he forgot his razor at last years fishing comp ---so he crawled under a truck an burnt the stubble off on a hot exhaust .. He looked like a tramp
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    Crimea

    Did you see the voting system 2 options one a very simple " do you want to be part of Russia" the other some long winded question, which no one understood or cared about, I just can't see how this will all eventually pan out, it's not gone quiet in the Ukraine, with the Russians taking hold of Crimea so easily, how will it workout the Ukraine?
  7. I bet you played on the fact you'd had your knees done... the old " it's your turn now" Yup! "Don't you think I've had enough done to me in hospital over the past few years?" Always nice to have the ace card up your sleeve...... even if you can barely walk
  8. I bet you played on the fact you'd had your knees done... the old " it's your turn now"
  9. Mine consisted of.....holding it and sobbing until the blood stopped, walking back into my bedroom and telling my girlfriend it was time for her to go, getting into bed and wondering what the f**k had just happened, then let it heal and say no more about it.... Hospital!!... no chance
  10. Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?".
  11. You fanny I went ferreting the next day ( it hurt like f**k )... every time I clambered over a gate or hedge it I thought what the f**k am I doing here.. It ached for a week or so, it was the type of ache where you're not sure if you need a piss or a shag I couldn't of described it more eliqantly myself .....................that's exactly what it feels like. Fork ferreting I can't even put my boots on never mind set a net My mate who I ferret with waited for me to have it then when I went ferreting with him that day, said well it can't be that bad
  12. Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you
  13. Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death
  14. Hot water, nice load of foam, decent new blade, splash a load of cold water on afterwards then some after shave balm, smack on some Brut and you're ready to go
  15. Completely outplayed, Liverpool are really firing under Rodgers now, Utd are not under Moyes. There's problems everywhere at UTD, and it doesn't look like Moyes has the answers, the fear of going to Old Trafford has gone, centre back partnerships are key, and UTD havent got one at the minute, they looked like they would be done every attack with the pace of Suarez and Sturridge, Baws right (unfortunately) the other sides are making big strides forwards, top players will want to play for 6 or 7 premiership sides now, and they have the clout to sign them, UTD need to perform a lot better in
  16. FFS shaving tips.... Tarquin should have a look he'll be shaving soon
  17. You fanny I went ferreting the next day ( it hurt like f**k )... every time I clambered over a gate or hedge it I thought what the f**k am I doing here.. It ached for a week or so, it was the type of ache where you're not sure if you need a piss or a shag
  18. Nice write up mate, Nice bit if piss taking always makes the day more enjoyable too.... I say Chris for mod... Lol
  19. I've mentioned before the music studios me and brother rent, kitted out an old industrial unit, and rent one as empty inc a mixing room, that room covers the rent, the other one give us a little bit back.. It's only an add on but if we had the time we could rent another 3 or 4 rooms, not difficult at all.. I did out some money in setting up a business selling diamond blades, hole saws etc.. That didn't go so well.. That's the chance you take.. Looking at something else at the minute, an add on to my existing business but towards retail as opposed to out and out construction... It all depends
  20. 20k you would be able to set up a venture of some sort, but then the hard work begins, you only eventually get out what you're prepared to put in I'm afraid.
  21. Soft play centre, rent a unit, chuck a slide and a ball pool in, and maybe a could of cargo nets Do food and drinks, plu coffee obviously... Lol Watch it roll in....
  22. Well that trumps mine and huans letters lol...
  23. His colour as well mate, Pil told me he hunts in pink camo... Lol
  24. NEWKID

    Meet Neil

    ruby Dfinately not Ruby.... He's still a minor... Lol
  25. NEWKID

    Meet Neil

    Is he an ex miner?
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