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Welsh rabbit = cheese on toast lol
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Ever since kids we were on the water, making rafts out if any old junk on the river, and always in the sea, My mum got us swimming just after we could walk, same with mine, the 2 little ones have swimming lessons on Tuesdays, and both can swim fine... We spend a lot of time on the coast so basic swimming is vital, but your so right you can never take the sea for granted, there's only ever one winner if you do...
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Nice one mate, glad your lad likes it.. My lad is right into all the outdoor things, there's a new climb centre near us and he's been doing that for a while nôw, I took him down Sunday morning, he's progressed onto the main walks now, learning the knots etc... When he was 30ft up looking down and smiling at me, my heart was ticking a bit lol.. Now he wants me to take him up Dartmoor to climb, no fear with kids is there lol,
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I agree socks, manners etc are taught at home anyway, but this will Instill more. On top of that, he goes camping, kayaking, making fires, coasteering... There's even a helicopter ride lined up for them... I'm a bit jealous tbh... Lol
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Love the sea, always been near it. I'm the same with holidays, I don't mind a weekend city break, but a holiday involves spending half my time in or on the edge of water..
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The lads finally 8 and a half, so he's old enough to join marine cadets ( 2 years he's been on about it), Intake was Monday, and he's just been marched out of the drill hall by his cousin, who's been made troop commander,... The locks have been chopped off as well, the missus was gutted lol
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A classic Dutch oven made my wife physically sick once, As I laid in bed listening to her wretch in the toilet, I had a little sadistic smile on my face lol
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I went to the river Kwai and to the prisoner of war camp museum, then onto the cemetry, 15 or so years ago, it was very thought provoking to say the least. I don't agree that this program in any way mocked the hardship ghat those men went through mate, just my opinion though.
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I can honestly say your japs eye is not designed to have anything shoved down it,
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Goats eat everything, literally....
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Really Good that one Jai
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One thing I do know, put a couple of goats on it and they will eat it all back to nothing... Our overgrown garden as kids had the goat treatment, f**k me can those things eat ... we then had to take them down the back woods and river banks on chains so they could keep eating, definitely a good start for stripping the vegetation back Jai, I like the sound of the kids outdoor centre, I reckon you'd make a few quid out of that mate.
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I agree mate, why does everyone take TV so seriously... I don't watch a lot of telly but me and my lad watched the Burma top gears and enjoyed it, it's obviously staged, and they are prats but it had my little lad laughing at it.... and me
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One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers I was going to say the same mate. I wouldn't slag any man doing any work. You keep at it Ruby mate, gives you a wage while you find something better. Too rig
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If you can grow your profit by 52k a year, anyone would loan you the 20k to do it, If your business plan is good and stands up to the scrutiny of an investor or bank manager, they will lend. If that was a real possiblity then the house would be re mortgaged, the car sold, borrowed whatever... it would ony take 5 months and the investment is back, then you're flying...... Sounds a bit too good to be true IMO
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One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers I was going to say the same mate. I wouldn't slag any man doing any work. You keep at it Ruby mate, gives you a wage while you find something better. Too rig
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he forgot his razor at last years fishing comp ---so he crawled under a truck an burnt the stubble off on a hot exhaust .. He looked like a tramp
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Did you see the voting system 2 options one a very simple " do you want to be part of Russia" the other some long winded question, which no one understood or cared about, I just can't see how this will all eventually pan out, it's not gone quiet in the Ukraine, with the Russians taking hold of Crimea so easily, how will it workout the Ukraine?
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I bet you played on the fact you'd had your knees done... the old " it's your turn now" Yup! "Don't you think I've had enough done to me in hospital over the past few years?" Always nice to have the ace card up your sleeve...... even if you can barely walk
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I bet you played on the fact you'd had your knees done... the old " it's your turn now"
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Mine consisted of.....holding it and sobbing until the blood stopped, walking back into my bedroom and telling my girlfriend it was time for her to go, getting into bed and wondering what the f**k had just happened, then let it heal and say no more about it.... Hospital!!... no chance
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Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you ok?".
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You fanny I went ferreting the next day ( it hurt like f**k )... every time I clambered over a gate or hedge it I thought what the f**k am I doing here.. It ached for a week or so, it was the type of ache where you're not sure if you need a piss or a shag I couldn't of described it more eliqantly myself .....................that's exactly what it feels like. Fork ferreting I can't even put my boots on never mind set a net My mate who I ferret with waited for me to have it then when I went ferreting with him that day, said well it can't be that bad
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Happened to me when the parents were downstairs Never have I been as terrified in my life as I was when I looked down and saw the rubber was filled up with what seemed to be an unbelievable amount of claret. I truly thought "kinell I'm gonna die with my cock in my hand covered in blood, what will my mum think" :laugh: Very similar situation mate, pain, fear and worst of all relief/satisfaction as it happened at just the right or wrong time (depends how you look at it ) As I sat in the toilet looking down at my destroyed man hood, with my girlfriend outside asking "are you
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Not as bad as snapping the banjo string on the vinegar stroke though...... now that really hurts and BLEED... f**k me I thought I was going to bleed to death
