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  1. you put the best of the best together and hope for the best , you can edge your bets as much as you like but somewhere along the line there will be some dross you can have the best dog in the world dosn t mean he s a good producer
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    Hungry

    cushty you skinny little woose ive told you before you need worming atb top
  3. farmer up the road has one mustard on rats and has had the odd fox in the bales
  4. gods sake dont let the airgun lot see this i can see them packing already 10,000 177 bisley magnums should sort them
  5. there not machines mate there just as prone to a f**k up as we are ive a mate with a little lakie [ fox only] it goes in rattles them around for 10-15 mins and comes out and sits 4 yards away from the earth now he loves that dog and i can see its a handy little mutt but its not my cup of tea and i wouldnt keep it but he s in hunt service and it suits him just fine
  6. dog get walked /run around the field everyday and some ratting is the bonus will get out on any problem s ie early morning dig etc but keep the mutts entertained is the order of the day
  7. a fore runner for the land rover and they have only got worse as time goes on
  8. its only a bit of snow whats the wimp of a country coming to now iam getting earache to take her shopping
  9. send the missus down the chemist for some canesten cream that will sort it
  10. if its an actual wart tie some cotton around the base as tight as you can cutting the blood supply off and it will fall off if its a lump then thats another matter you need to find if it has something in it etc
  11. i took a little lakie bitch of a fella years ago he was beating the crap out of the dog as he had goshawks and had 7 pegged out on the lawn and the young 9 month old lakie bitch got out and killed the lot i could see why he wasnt best pleased but to see what was happening to her i step in and took the bitch after a couple of months she d settled in and healed turned out a real cracker and what a little character she was sadly died to ground
  12. all the better to hear you with and after a can of red bull they can fly as well just like dumbo lol
  13. still a lot of weird inbred neanderthals walking around cheddar some got webbed feet and hands
  14. shut the door and ship the rest back or being a bit sporting pack them on some old ships tow them out to the middle of the atlantic then torpedo practice if they swim back they can stay but no benifits
  15. my accountant keeps telling me to lease trucks but i always buy one a few years old as cheap as i can, i love telling him about a renault midlum 7.5 ton truck i bought at a private sale i gave £1500 for it ran it for 12 months it returned me a clear profit of £11340 and i sold it for £1800 i tall him find me a lease deal to match that and il have 10
  16. leasing is only any good if you have a business to ofset it to as leasing is 100% deductible
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    BANNED ..

    BUT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN AS THE COUNTRY WOULD BE BANKRUPT IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS
  18. its nothing new eating sushi or very blue steak is a well known way of getting worms
  19. its a land rover so will breakdown every week without fail for that money i hope it come with lifetime AA recovery
  20. a spoonful of garlic and honey every morning on an empty stomach will sort you out
  21. better still one bottle of water add a good dose of jiff lemon and a spoonfull of honey shake well better than all that co2 rubbish
  22. phil in the meantime wrap the foot in parsley and put a bag or cling film on it , parsley is a natural anti- inflammatory and antibiotic
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    Desert bred

    DD iam glad you were paying attention when they showed you how to make the explosive vest up now you live for another day , I was worried you d fcked it up and were serving 70 virgins or just re decorated the front room with claret
  24. this one coming on hes got the idea now , bit on the big side but he s got the minerals
  25. if my mrs fcks off like she keeps saying i l have her here,
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