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albert64

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  1. get loads of goldies on the feeders, counted 17 the other day all waiting their turn, lovely little birds
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    Ferretess..

    happy birthday have a good one
  3. got woke up this morning by the wife so gave her a good rogering then Trafford centre, she wanted to treat me for valentines took the dogs on the river the went the gym out with the dogs in the morning with a young ferret just getting it going nothing serious then golf, tee off at 1pm then ferreting sunday as the lads games been called off
  4. we could do with a few of them roaming about in England......
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    Crisps......

    mo by saying lifter do you mean labs a shirt lifter........................
  6. right who thinks the fat bird gave socks the knock back..................
  7. I was on a job in brighton fitting the aircon in a new store, so it comes to the brazing so goes for the hot works permit only to be told I had to prepare the braze then get them to check it, do the braze then wait an hour before the hole process starts again I had 16 brazes to do, so this jobs worth says how many have you got to do the reply was 2 so brazed the lot waited an hour had to go and tell them, they sent this bloke who says right mate I'm here to check the brazing I said crack on then, he's stood there looking gormless, what am I looking for he says f*cking priceless
  8. it'll be her glands ...................
  9. don't take any notice of mushy, he's 36 and still pisses all over the house....................
  10. youd be better off going to aldi and buying chicken portions there only about £1-60 a bag
  11. thought this was a post about fish......... I'm out..............
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    Crisps......

    scampi fries.................also known as fanny fries...... eat a packet then stick my fingers under the wifes nose she goes f*ckin mad.............
  13. I rub myself down with an old kipper so me and her smell the same ..........
  14. getting the wife a new belt........................she'll be able to do the hoovering then.................
  15. how long do warning points stay on before you wipe the slate clean
  16. and they set the dogs on a badger sett...
  17. tried to join says wait for email, never had it yet
  18. Heard a few bad things about it so I'll wait for a decent download Films; Uncle Buck (courtesy of Stabba) Lone Wolf (not bad) Edited lmao Lone survivor even Home alone (just kidding ) Wolf of Wall Street (Good acting) Series; Vikings (brilliant) shroom whens this viking series start and what channel mate oh mate is it now ?............your normally ripping the lad to pieces..........
  19. he needs them for bringing the coal in............
  20. don't get power cuts here in civilisation........
  21. used to do mine in a kitchen sieve, soak for 24hrs then just keep damp and it'll soon start sprouting
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