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    ffs johnny the jock haggis is f*ckin hanging they do it in tins now saves all the hassle
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    if you don't mind me asking how do you get it out the garden if it wont go through gates........
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    lying b*stard.........
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    anybody remember topless darts, that used to be on sky they should bring that back
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    many years ago the old boy I hunted with had a big sable alsation something like the imported dogs of today well we used to set foot on places were we shouldn't of been that were hot as f*ck this dog could work briar, fern and rushes like a real un and was some ferreting dog we were on tatton estate many times ferreting and one of the keepers would wonder over see an old f*cker and me sat there with the dog having a brew and not suspect a thing the old boy used to shout lovely morning for it, but that dog wouldn't let anyone near him good times
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    Firsts

    albert64 replied to trappa's topic in General Talk

    now we know your telling porkies, mushy
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    she might be the same one that knocked the f*ck out of mushroom :laugh:
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    f*ckin w*nkers my piss boil seems it doesn't matter what you own there's always some c*nt willing to take it hope you get a happy ending rex
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    my collie x aint rough coated collie x all the way better suited to the job in hand and will last a lot longer whippet/ greys break
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    used it for years mate
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    my misses hates the smell of it, but she still knocks up a mean full english
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    who ever invented decorating wants f*cking........but whoever invented f*cking wants decorating

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      get a stripper bert lol

    2. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      do what lab does......get a man in

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    if its up there i'll give you the money myself............
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    home made lemon drizzle cake and fresh coffee...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    1. seprim

      seprim

      second that ;)

    2. albert64

      albert64

      my misses makes it, its to die for

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      i will get ma maw to make wan lol

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    not often you get an all white litter......
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    atleast she'll know how to wank...........
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    Christian where did you find that vid of mushroom and his Mexican misses..... :laugh:
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    nice mate, rifle looks well got my ultra se .177 in a nice walnut stock its been knocking plenty of squirrels over
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    my mate got a half cross beardie off him , she was slow to mature but no where near as nervy as some border x's I've seen she was killed coursing something which took her on the train tracks he went back and bought another out of his new beardie stud dog and she's turning into a great little dog good on the lamp and great round the setts
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    never heard of anyone vaccinating ferrets ? just keep them clean and keep cats away from them
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    New Police Toy

    albert64 replied to TOMO's topic in General Talk

    wait till some fecker in a beat up land rover reverses into it
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    pm lab off here he'll sort you out
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    take up fishing, its f*cking worse mate been on the bank when lads have had their gear nicked while they've slept
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    you want that ready brek gives you a nice warn glow my granddad used to make us eat porridge with syrup in it
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    didn't hear ray(6ft 14 st fit for my age) moaning and feeling sorry for himself......... shoulder injurys are always painfull, broke mine on a motor bike
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