albert64
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Everything posted by albert64
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kes.............I got the film here, I put it on for my lad he looked at me like I was backward. right I'm bobby Charlton......
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lab :laugh: you asked johnny the question and johnny answered ferret girl couldn't take her eyes off me then johnny hit me with one of those electric fly squats said he saw a fly the lying b/stard its what its been like all my life
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on one of the farms I have permission on he breeds shire horses, the mares are fine even when they have foals but his stallions are pure b/stards the trouble being you don't allways know what fields there in
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as seeker said, don't invite trouble to your door
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wish I knew how to put pics up, but then again no one would believe its me its not easy being this good looking, its caused me problems all my life your mates don't invite you to their houses cause their women might fancy me women mythering while I'm on a night out with the wife being good looking or even photo genic is not all its cracked up to be I wish I looked like ruby tex I bet he gets no myther......................
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hate the f*cking things, my daughter was trampled by one, broke her arm and smashed her collar bone this was of a riding school pony that was supposed to be bomb proof had a good few close calls of horses when I've been out with the dogs rest in peace little man , thoughts are with the family
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nice bags of rabbits there boys.........
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not stopped pissing down here
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there all f*cking wired wrong, that's whats up with them your f*cked if you don't , your f*cked if you do
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do you want to know what happens lukey
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if your using it to bring the birds into condition earlier make sure you set the timer to give extra hrs of light in the morning, that way thet roost naturely
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don't know if I've mentioned it but mine doesn't work either not worked since we had troubles with the site I'm on google chrome, uninstalled ans reinstalled nope still don't work, miss my chata with lab and tarquin
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Ronaldo.......... Beckham.......
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mel was embarrassed that the gathering crowd had taken a pic of him on his knees, stood in front of him was rfyl telling him how he was going to "lick his head in" mel pleaded "please don't" i'll do anything just then rfyl got out the pics of his wife and his camper van, and mel had to look through all 10 albums gem and mo were busy chatting gem was admiring mo's Christmas knickers and her camel toe lab started doing press ups to draw their attention, johnny johnny get on my back pleaded lab now johnny had suffered enough at the hands of this carling drinking square sausage eating madman
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gem just followed the the motely crew in a trance since her shock, she was wracking her brains, why why why, why has this man who sings his manliness at every available opportunity, who has appeared in magazines, done photo shoots, albeit in a skirt paraded himself as a man amongst men got an acorn dick ? then it came to her, this is why he wanted to cut down his granddads apple tree, because the mighty oak has such small fruits and the humble apple tree has fruits so large, she glanced over to see lab stood with the diminutive johnny and the mighty socks lab was asking socks how much he
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very very sad, rip mate our thoughts are with his family
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a gob full of tea leaves aint nice though is it when I first started work there was a bloke, a little horrible f*cker always telling you to brew up, and he knew I hated brewing up so I used to split the tea bag so he'd get leaves in his brew to watch him wrench was a joy......... proper way to make tea, tea pot, strainer and a tea cosy on the pot
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so santa's not the only one been emptying his sack
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Jason and the argonaughts
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you want that Yorkshire tea from india prefer coffee myself
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don't keep a skulker mate........
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wouldn't be without a locator, or a bar
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Jason manford another smarmy c*nt
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fecking kids still awake, the fat b*stard with the beard wont put the pressies under the tree while their awake, so she doing me cheese on toast.......happy xmas everyone
