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albert64

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  1. love fishing for perch, there great for getting the kids into fishing my biggest is 3lb 10oz but seen one landed that weighed 4lb 11oz big perch are stunning fish
  2. nowt to be crowing about, there playing pub teams wait till rangers start giving yous a hammering again
  3. still have him out just long walks in the early hours when no ones about
  4. my old dog used to take off the water the b*stard brought a canadian goose off the water park in front of about 300 people and sat in front of me trying to give it me it did taste good though
  5. love getting out of the house at 3am and going for a walk with the dog nice and peacefull, no f*cker with a fat staff to myther you and doing abit of fishing with the lad and generally taking it easy baw always remember that fit bird walking down the street is some one elses f*cking headache
  6. is there any fit birds in scotland ?
  7. what a cracking dog he's turned into and in great nick, my type of dog
  8. none of mine are in yet, plenty of time
  9. right been out this morning and got done for speeding........... at 55mph mine revs at just over 2000rpm at 3000rpm it does just over 70mph mine cost about £62 to fill and I get about 450 miles around town they've not put a petrol box in have they ?
  10. I've got one mate, don't think it revs that high at 55mph i'll check tomorow
  11. take no notice tc he lives in a world of make believe........
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    Camp Fire

    get it roaring then when no ones looking throw one of them I/2 tins of beans in it then make some excuse that your going for more fire wood then return once you've heard the bang and everyone running round with red hot beans stuck to them.................. used to do it at the posh kids bonfires when I was a kid........
  13. dont think so mate you see all the little b/stards on the school bus puffing away on them
  14. i've been thinking bof having it done, got enough kids i went to the docs to see about it, but bottled it and said i had a bad back
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    Jamesmc

    bad crack, my old fella always said its easy to rob your own simple, if you cant do them don't take folks cash
  16. pup everytime, good dogs dont get sold
  17. i must be a soft b/stard aswell then, my dogs live in after a piece of shit tryed to nick him i've been out with lads that have pulled their faces cos when we get back to the motor my dog gets a rub down with a towel and his feet cleaned and checked and if its been a realy bad day/night he'll get a jacket put on him for the journey home then when he gets home he'll get a 1lb of warm lamb breast i'k a great believer in giving the dog a massage/rub with a towel before and after working them
  18. feck me people on here have some imagination relatives are ring their phones and there ringing out so they'll be pinpointed to the nearest mast simple look in that area...... they wont be ringing in the sea
  19. whats a red ? try lemsip if they've caught your misses cold
  20. yes that's the next thing on the list, a rowan trigger
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