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bell

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  1. I thought that straight away mate
  2. Well it’s either a big cat or a dog but apart from the blindingly obvious impossible to say. Shame it only caught the rear end....
  3. You’ve met my Mrs then
  4. As a result of which you have a ‘special’ locked room in your cellar with all the old newspaper articles from around the time celotaped to the walls. Some evenings when the house is quiet you descend the creaky old wooden stairs dressed in small girls panties and full makeup before stroking all the musty old clippings by the light of the moon
  5. Whatever he meant there was always going to be limp wristed wastes of space jumping all over it.
  6. Did you ever know Pete Smith NP, he was a young bobby involved who later went on to become a formidable DS and someone I crossed swords with once or twice
  7. He also said being gay was a lifestyle choice.......which was never going to go down well
  8. Didn’t know you would still catch them this time of year, although fairly mild I suppose.
  9. We used to call the phone line for ‘Geordie Jack’ where you could listen to his voice in an effort to identify him, used to shit me and my mates up big style
  10. Excitement of fishing a virgin pond, don’t know what’s in it and probably shouldn’t be there......can’t beat it !
  11. I was going ballistic at the Mrs over this an hour ago, what a load of old bollox.
  12. What’s the slide made by mate ?
  13. How does a rabbit know which way the wind is blowing when it’s down a hole
  14. Killed two this week at my place in north yorks.
  15. Can’t beat it, watching the flames with a dram, wife and daughter somewhere else and the 2 dogs inside in front of it.
  16. Sorry mate, what are you showing us in the pic ?
  17. Yup, had to go pick my daughter up from school yesterday as she and 30 other kids sent home after one of her group tested positive......
  18. f***ing hell, bet that’s cheered him up no end
  19. Funny isn’t it, the thought of eating something like a badger or a bear doesn’t appeal in the slightest , although I would try it. But bear meat is supposed to feckin delicious, watched a fella on YouTube yesterday who shot a nice black bear and took pounds of fat off it and cooked lump of meat in the renders down fat.......said it was the best meat he had ever tasted.
  20. If you type in happy white ginger woman normality is restored......vive le ginger
  21. bell

    22 yr old.

    Hope she don’t brush past Mushy
  22. Congrats mate, fair pair of mits on him !
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