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mushroom

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  1. Summer control on the golf course oh my days lol. Little bunnies, the liver and kidneys are like butter. Bit of mooching and pest control then home for a scran. Can't beat it, the whole pan would be filled with hunted, foraged and homegrown produce
  2. That wee staffy of mine used to get an ear off every bunny she retrieved, plus the piss, which she lapped up like a glass of Bollinger ???
  3. Fresh bunny liver is banging! Soak in salt water for 1-2 hours, pat dry and fry the wee cnuts with onion and serve on toast with HP ? (Proper HP @Daniel cain none of ya fruity shit ?)
  4. I'm with you on that. Cannot stand cinemas, sticky seats, overpriced drinks and snacks, loud as feck and always some tw@t talking through the film. I'll just continue to watch them for free online ?
  5. I'd already eaten a proper meal earlier lol. Was just feeling peckish... I just polished off a massive bag of chicken crisps too ?
  6. Pig feet! The fat and collagen, gives them a cracking boost. Given every other day in addition to their normal diet, watch the weight pile on in the right places. Pork or lamb belly is another good way to get fats into their diet to build them up and give that extra in the tank.
  7. Just made myself a mad mental delicious bowl of fuucking packet noodles, Korean Kimchi flavour, washed down with a fine red ?
  8. I was brought up to not talk about feelings, be a man etc... Only after moving here and experiencing friends being open and different etc did I change. I've never even hugged my dad ffs, yet when I meet up with these mates, it's a hug and kisses on both cheeks ? Seems a lot of others are happy to share and help each other these days, without being labelled gay ?
  9. I dont mind admitting that it's been hard as hell, living here for 10 years. Struggled with the language, been fined by the gov God knows how many times for getting their complex tax system wrong, relationships, children, work, rent, health etc. 10 years of pure stress. Never once have I thought I'm gonna top myself but I have thought about giving up, whatever that means. Yet I'm still here and still moving forward The 21st Oct was my eldest's 19th, she's having it up in Milan with her mate (?) and his family and she's only speaking Italian with them (which she taught herself) it's this
  10. Even if it's empty? ? Contrary to popular belief, I'm no wealthy, rich or well off lol
  11. Hear that mate. My mrs is 28 and keeps going on about botox ffs. I'm 40 and I have more wrinkles than her 65 year old dad lol... I couldn't give a fuuck ?
  12. Shoulda, woulda, coulda mate ??
  13. I've been with the mrs just over a year and a half and in that time 3 or 4 of her friends have killed themselves. All in their 20's ffs! What is going on in that generation where death is seen as the only escape?
  14. Wanna laugh? I was gonna invest a grand in bitcoin in it's first year but decided on something else... Today I would be worth over £400 million if I'd done it ??
  15. I will never, ever complain again when the mrs books us into a hostel... might just end up like the film ?
  16. Get yourself over here next year for the bass and sea bream run
  17. This is not fuucking right. I've got the mrs here, we're in bunk beds fgs but I'm in the bottom bunk sharing with her, for obvious reasons. Can't sleep as there's about 10 other people in the fuucking room (including 4 x 18 year old Brit lads on a bit of a tour ?). Last time I stayed anywhere like this, I was 19/20 and tripping my lid off in an Amsterdam canal ??
  18. The lady has booked us into a fuucking 2* hostel! In Valencia ffs, 5 hours on the bloody train... Just arrived to check in and I have to download an app, put up with a cnut at reception, walked into what I've not seen since I was a student and messing around Europe and it smells like fuucking Stilton. She's loving it and I'm not! To top it all.... it took me 30 mins to find a bar to calm my nerves ?
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