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Not an ozzie forum mate... I believe in OZ you have serious laws about animals that are non native. Dogs, ferrets etc, best check local. If you want to make money out of it then as Katch said, dont take the piss and dont be taken for. Make a good name for yourself as a worker, with results
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And they could be wireless charging ya saucy git ??
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My names Rodney, you plonk ?
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Pmsl It would've been even funnier, if it was a trans convention ? Queens always have dicks mate ??
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Hang on.. so I understand. Are these batteries marketed as wireless power to your lamp? With an adapter?
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I was waiting on Katch making funnies about me ? Jokes on him... I don't have tats ?
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Betty, she used to live just off Corrie street ? (And yes... Manchester is Lancashire!)
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In my happy state, I've decided I'm going to cook steak.... I have these dried chillies that were given to me buy a chinese mate (you should have a clue at this point ?) yep, I seasoned the the steak, with said chillies aswell and now I've tear gasse the entire building ???? I'm sweating, crying, the neighbours are complaining and the mrs walks out the office giving it what's going on and then starts coughing like a TB victim ?
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Pan of beans, bacon, 4 eggs (fresh as fook), all in a tray and dig in. Have to say they were the best eggs I've tasted in years! It was an eco type joint.
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90 notes for a night ? I was stewing lol I even took the hammock and hung it up in protest ?
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Dickhead keeping a respectable distance from said breakfast ?
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Trust it to the mrs to pick the only weekend when there's a fuuckety huge thunderstorm due ? We are walking back today and it's chasing us ? Finish the Vodki, so I dont have too much to carry and run like f**k I reckons.... after breakfast ?
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Duck breast, red wine reduction... rice and corn boiled with a stock cube ?
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I've got the hammock strung up outside... this is not not camping ? I'm slowly being won over. Made a a good scran aswell ?
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The mrs found this place and had me curious.. And the shitter... do not ask ?
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Is that thy Tinder profile?
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Sick lol If I'm ever in a coma, fuuck it! Put a half eaten butty I'm my hand lol... At the very least my eldest will get it ?
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Man wants to say something in private, who the bollocks are you to butt in? Sometimes you're a right cnut!
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A joke is a joke... go sniff the back of my plums ya tw@t... I'm going home ?
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We don't have a window cleaner... pay up ?
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If you trained hard for K1 I meant and I did say maybe ? It was a presumption based on what was said to me by a Dr. I have the heart of an athlete is what she said. That was after I'd had that episode earlier this year. Low, strong heart rate
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A lot of that is body memory maybe. My fitness still hasn't dropped below 4 of my previous circuits (I was doing 7, 8 at a real push) after years of not training regular. 4 is way above what normal people would be able to do, including mates who are "fit". I always beat walking buddies to the top. When you train/get to a standard, it's hard to fall back down! Even with sciatica ?
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Had a shit day, so the mrs is treating me... she's cooking?? Apparently, we're having seared duck breast, tender stem broccoli (no I'm not joking), assorted veggies, dauphinoise potatoes and a Blackberry reduction. Also she told me to go for a beer ? I'd better not go home early and find the window cleaner hanging out the back ??
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Fuuck right off, with ya left insulation business cnut ??? see what I did there ? Jokes aside, I'd cosh the b*****ds just for taking the pish. Like Charts said, being late for something might be an inconvenience to some but to others, it's life changing/threatening. Who the fuuck are these idiots to put someone's life in jeopardy? If people die/died as a direct result of their bullshit, they should be charged with manslaughter imho.
