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  1. mushroom
    No no no... live in Spain for 10 years without your favourite snack and let's see how you fair, cnuty bollocks ? I would do many evil things for a taste of a beef and tomato Pot Noodle ? and a pack of s&v squares to follow ?
  2. mushroom
    Bert is gay and you made him that way ? Cute as fuuck but bent like a Welsh tenner, the mrs loves bert lol.. If I wrapped this tit in a towel, he'd roll around and f****n hit the roof on the bounce ? One of the funniest things I've ever seen was this twit of mine freaking out when I gave him a rub down, as a pup mind. Ran off with the towel round his head, straight into a tree outside the house, screamed (saluki) (whilst shaking the bloody towel off) somehow managed to get said towel wrapped around/on his head and on a tree... if you've never seen a white wanker saluki coursing cnut
  3. mushroom
    Love it... add a packet of salt & vinegar squares, I'm in ??
  4. mushroom
    Nom nom is all I can reply with ?
  5. mushroom
    Opinions apart... cheers for a reasonable convo mate ? now I'm gonna go smoke whatever it is that this chap is offering me ?
  6. mushroom
    You smug cnut ??? Looks bloody lovely mate
  7. mushroom
    No one tells me I'm not British! No one! My kids are and will be. I've mates who are blacker and browner than white and they're more British than most. You cannot look at the cover mate. I get what you are saying and I feel it. War is coming, we have to teach ours to fight but for the right reason!
  8. mushroom
    Fuucking hell, here we go ?
  9. mushroom
    I'm not denying that, I'm saying when you look, you can't judge all the same
  10. mushroom
    If that 90 year old lady came to me and asked, I'd do anything for her! I've been treated right by my neighbours and I'll return the favour mate. I have done several times, looked after them. No diff to when I lived in Blighty and rapped doors offering free meat I've seen the same from all colours! Fuuck me, years ago one guy even offered me his sandals because I was pished and lost mine. Being human/having humanity isn't only for Brits!
  11. mushroom
    And I say bollocks. Most Pakistanis didn't want the imams from Wazaristan but they were let in and polluted their kids minds. Now we have a problem ?
  12. mushroom
    Fuuck off... grown ups are talking!
  13. mushroom
    I don't accept anyone! If they are cool, I'll go with it. I have a new mate, I met a few weeks ago, from Ghania. Told him I have no idea who you are and trust comes later
  14. mushroom
    I accept that... I've said as so. You can't label all the same, is my point!
  15. mushroom
    Fuuck right off... if I could, I'd dump them dishes on the neighbour and give the 90 year old mare a wee roger for her troubles... unfortunately you can't these days ?
  16. mushroom
    See previous replies from me. We are all capable of being cnuts mate, just some are more predisposed than others
  17. mushroom
    I've seen the bottom of the barrel from all worlds mate, I've not been far from it myself in the past tbh and I'm guessin neither have you. We can't look at a book by the cover! Otherwise I we be fuucked ? I hate labels (unless I'm labelling that lanky, Weegie tit who falls off walls ?)
  18. mushroom
    Touchè cnut ??
  19. mushroom
    British is who we are mate! Our culture. Many times I've experienced the prejudice, against the stereotype hooligan, fighting Brit... I just smack them and crack on ? Jokes aside, I have, I saw in the first week I lived here, we live up to it. Even now, I can walk around Barcelona and see how people look at me, they don't come near and I'm f***ing tiny ? It's the spirit, like a fuucking horse never to be broken. I have friends, who are Brits but not born there or lived in the culture long enough to be. They're no different to you or me, always ready for a ruck if it presents, gi
  20. mushroom
    I agree... but you can't label every cnut the same mate
  21. mushroom
    That's because he is not a Welshman ??
  22. mushroom
    Better the devil you know? I'd have no imported cnuts, that's my point! But you can't look at everyone and see the same... take you, ya lanky jock tw@t... not every Jock is as misery as you and I'm a decent northerner ?
  23. mushroom
    You mean like the homegrown dickhead bully born on a council estate who intimidates every cnut he sees just because he can? Like Gnash has said before.. some people are born cnuts, like some dogs are. No matter where they come from I'm with Joe on this. A cnut is a cnut, no matter the skin colour. I'm glad I never taught my prejudices to my kids. I let them decide for themselves... same with religion or politics.
  24. mushroom
    P.s. she took the pics... not me, I just ate and paid ?
  25. mushroom
    My mate's over from canada, so we all went out last night to a (sub) Michelin star restaurant..... it was w@nk! lol notes a piece, I was fuming.. I'm not joking, I made my feelings well known and was told off by the mrs... I may have even told the chef I could do better on a grill in the mountains ? ?
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