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  1. Whin!!!! Thanks Sandy ? t’was driving me mad ?
  2. Erm no! He said no photos, so I don’t have one. The moment is lost in time. (Timmy mate if you’re reading this I am in no way accusing you of anything untoward apart from using the phrase “utterly brilliant” far to many fuucking times ?)
  3. Well you ain’t lanky ya fat cnut ? Your words! Not mine ?
  4. Where’s the dead animal flesh? ? Have you gone vegan? ? ?
  5. God what was his name? Winett or something, used to go on about Fezzies, Salmos etc ?
  6. I always knew something wasn’t right about Saville… That’s why I convinced my parents to take me to meet Mallet ?
  7. Mate our kids make friends with and get up to all sorts, so did we! All we can hope is we taught them to see through it, same as our parents probably did. Sometimes you can’t see what’s in front of you ? I would pray that my daughters never turn into one of these bitches who harm their children. Do you not think nearly every mother/father of one of these type of fuucks doesn’t feel the same? Our Liz must be doing her nut in about this. but… If she knew, she’s is just as bad in my eyes
  8. I heard he was on a drought due to lack of digits and an intimacy with metal, so now he’s gone back to what he knows best…. Cowboys. Next will be soldiers running the Brecons in their tiny whities! ??
  9. That’s Hezbolla…. Dessie converted me to the faith ?
  10. I see a previous racecourse tale repeating ???
  11. Lanky, fugly Jock bast@rd that he is ?
  12. 30g Golden Virginia is about a fiver here.. In all honesty everyone smokes here too. See the old blokes getting a coffee on a morning with a huge Cuban hangin between their teeth ? I smoke way less here than I did in Blighty and it’s nowt to do with the price Weed is the thing in Barcelona. You smell it everywhere. There’s an old couple who live in the next building to me, defo have a large grow on ? I agree it’s a different culture towards smoking, full stop
  13. No but I was an hour before they pulled me, in the poachers pocket of my wax no less ? Granted I wasn’t out to stab anyone but accidents can and do happen in the countryside
  14. Erm holla! I got pulled years ago and had the machete behind the drivers seat fezzers on the back seat etc. When the copper opened the door for me to get back in and grab my shit before they towed it. Fuucking huge machete fell out right next to me ? He looked at it, looked at me and stepped back quick sharp. I explained why I had it, I was on my way home from permission, so no harm done and I was sent on my way with all my gear (minus my trusty red Nissan Micra ?)and no prison term ?
  15. Some states, if not all of Oz to follow I was reading.
  16. Yeah but right at the end of the walk fgs. I had to walk home because I’m not taking him on the train smelling like goat juice… extra hour it took me for five seconds of him rolling sheep fuuck ? I showered him in cold water ?
  17. He thinks Chanel No5…. it’s fuucking goat shit! He reeks and I’m not allowed home yet because she’s doing the bath thing. Pub it is ? ?
  18. Himalayan gold ? Bloody great producer and a damn good smoke Remember when it first came out, THC level was 29%. Last time I looked they’d reduced it to 22%
  19. Mate, come on you and me both smoked and got shit done. I think it’s the culture around bud now that’s the difference. Money opportunities and young ego. Here it’s way different. Unless you decide to go to the places where it’s the same shit and yes it’s for the same reasons ?
  20. Ah yes, the gunk on the scissors ? The perk of trimming ?
  21. I can get mushrooms but sorry no trips ?
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