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  1. True! Tbh even a bad coffee is good here ?
  2. Wtf I drink a coffee everyday when I walk the dog on a morning, 1€
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    Pet hates.

    Do you work in an Indian mate?? I despise people who go into a take away and then spend 10mins at the counter deciding. I want to hurt them ?
  4. Very similar, I have general engineering as my degree (yes I know, please don’t) so all of the above with no real substance. Yet I am very good mechanically, in my head. In practice, the cnut don’t work ?
  5. Chids’ dead baby, Chids’ dead
  6. Does this sword law apply to ancient swords? Is there a cut of year like America for example firearms after (I think) 1893?
  7. Lol she just got back from Malaysia and Thailand 2 weeks ago ?
  8. Woke up covered in cake with banging hangover, a black eye, and a smelly hand ?
  9. Attack her family, friends and shitcunt pet (should she have any of the three). Mention ya mate got wanked off in some gritty nightclub once. Get leathered, piss on the cake and try to finger bang all the bridesmaids If you choose this option, please please make sure it’s recorded and upload the video on here ? or You could be boring and say what a wonderful friend he is and how nice it is to have every here who think the same about this lovely couple yaddy yaddy ya. Just keep it short and you’ll be laughing
  10. That’s the plan. I can apply for Spanish citizenship this year, so I’ll have British and Spanish passports ?
  11. I used to hang about with some of Benny’s mob years ago. Tbh Blackpool is so gay no one bats an eyelid, not even the hooligans ? Many time we used to go to a gay hotel for after club drinks. Never a bother, always a laugh, we’d stay in the bar bit and play pool, leave them to it. Go into a pub with any of the lads and a ruck was on the cards ?? I think this coming out malarkey is bullshit. Who gives a fuuck, just kick the ball!
  12. Strangely the Mrs said I should get a falsy too ?
  13. Yep but to get to the Balerics you need a bloody passport or photo ID card for either the plane or the ferry. Yep 20 notes for delivery, £86 and change for the passport itself. The ETD is an option BUT....... unless I can prove I am a Spanish resident on arrival back in BCN and even if I can, I may still be shipped back to Blighty on technicalities. I spoke with the consulate today and apparently it's happened a few times recently and I can't be arsed being deported lol. I can go pretty much anywhere in Shengen via car, train except fuucking Balearic/Canary islands. Of course th
  14. That’s what I’m doing and it said due to backlog and delays your passport may take up to 11 weeks to arrive. It was 10 weeks last night ?
  15. Well I really f****d up lol. Supposed to be going away for business at the end of the month and on holiday in July and august…. Bloody passport has expired and it’s a minimum of 11weeks for the fuucker to arrive here ? The boss is fine, the mrs is pissed off and says she’s going on her own again ? Anybody else suffering with this passport backlog shit?
  16. Didn’t we stop at Morrisons on the way to the train station for minted lamb chops for me to bring back ?
  17. Mmm hash browns and gravy.. I have some in the freezer ?
  18. It likes Charts said. They’re all at it! But you can sort of get away with it when you have trade still happening. With the embargoes right now, I’m not sure they can ride the storm. The only thing they have (which is a lot) is massive mineral wealth but no one wants buy it out in the open right now (plus they can’t legally). Which will probably increase the black market (paid for in Dollars, Dinars, pounds and Euros) so the Rouble will drop in value and fuuck their economy because they have to triple/quadruple etc their spend on imports like grains, forcing the price of a loaf up. Someth
  19. The country earns way less than it spends, has done for decades and a massive percentage of whatever they have budget wise goes on military spending (ring a bell?). But it’s not so much skint now, more when inflation really takes hold due to lack of trade and a loaf of bread costs more than a weeks wages. Russia isn’t a rich country, contrary to popular belief. The majority of their population has always been peasant class.
  20. Simple economics mate, they’ve inflated reality? Called in loans in foreign currency (probably traded Dinars for Rouble promises), printed a bit of paper, jobs a good un, the account suddenly looks bigger. It’s a fugazi. Probably to keep the pop in a happy state. At this rate I’d be surprised if they don’t have bread lines in a years time.
  21. Dude weren’t you a hippy when she was in power? ? What did she do? Clamp ya wagon ?
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