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mushroom

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  1. Not where I go, I always set up right out of the way or swim out about 50m on an inflatable island we have. Also it’s not like I strut around the beach, cock out
  2. I’ve got pig cheeks on the go in the oven
  3. I’ll have you know that my mrs’s inside measurements…. I’m 22.5” ? and besides…… a 23” cock is something to behold ?
  4. ? Tripod mate, a tripod on the beach would be more accurate ?Think War of the Worlds but with no bloodshed, lots of sun cream and I leave my hat on
  5. These are beaches where you are allowed to choose to be “jacobs hanging out” as you eloquently put it ? I thinks it’s just common sense what fuucking about means though. How many times have you sat on a beach in Europe, next to birds with their baps out and ran over and motorboated them?? Actually, don’t answer that ?
  6. I still go naked on the beach ? There’s beaches (specific ones) here in Spain that are basically the same as what you describe. Families and kids running about starkers. I must admit, I do keep an eye on who’s about and whatnot and I would never go alone and be naked but that’s just common sense for a normal bloke ? A couple of years back one of the guys selling stuff got caught taking photos of women, he got a good damned hiding off a good few naked blokes, the Mossos then turned up gave him another good hiding ? So in essence, it’s well known not to fuuck about on these beaches.
  7. Simply put, each to their own between consenting adults in private… but we all know knobbing kids, sexualising infants and showing them fuucking shows like this crap is wrong! I agree society is degrading fast but it’s the left wing agenda of normalizing the strange that is the issue. A drag act is a far cry from a cross dresser and even further from a tranny, yet as Francie said they are all being lumped under the same banner, why? Because together they feel stronger to take the argument to society. I for one have taught my daughter that falling out of a club coked up and drooling like a bull
  8. Fuuck right off with ya sexy looking butty ? Been in meetings all morning and now I’m in another for the next 2 hours…. I’m bloody Hank ?
  9. I’m fuucking hiring you for a week ? How does your calendar look for August? ?
  10. Slightly overdone is that ?
  11. It was “off” ya old cnut and I was 16 ? Jesus, you store it up for later use don’t you ??
  12. Aye but he had plenty of lead to get totally up there or move deeper into the shadow and lie down ??
  13. Just out for a lunchtime walk and a quick coffee….. I’ve no idea why he does these things but he does ? How can this be comfy ffs? Dogs are weird sometimes ?
  14. The water in the place we went to was basically one of those mobile square plastic tanks, on the higher ground and gravity fed down to the shower and sink. Worked a treat ?
  15. The mrs and me went to a place last year up in the mountains…. The shitter was a waste paper basket with a placcy bag full of sawdust ? Little gas set up for cooking. All for 90 notes a night! There’d be a bit of initial outlay but maybe a mixture of both could be a good use of the land. Something like this above and wild camping
  16. Yep google maps it. Just type in Andorra.
  17. Red dot, tiny country…
  18. Leapfrogging with ladyboys ?
  19. This is what winds me up! The money has already been taxed, more than once ?
  20. I guess the ladyboy went right over ya head then ?
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