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  1. neil cooney
    That's fishin' for you. I know of a similar story only it was a large pike and the person who took over the rod was a woman.
  2. neil cooney
    None of you would talk like that to her face though, she's probably packin' a .44 and if she's not daddy most certainly is.
  3. neil cooney
    hopefully Brian May or bill oddball or cwis packham Could you replace your "or's" with "and's" ? R.I.P. George Cole, a brilliant actor of the old school.
  4. neil cooney
    Didn't look like they were going to rob him to me. Looks like they were giving him a load of crap (as drunks do) and the small fellow swung first.
  5. neil cooney
    Been there, done that.
  6. neil cooney
    So what you're saying is that game keepers are now training Pine Martens to steal Eagle eggs ?
  7. neil cooney
    Which do you think makes better journalistic bullshit ? 1. "Rich blood thirsty toffs watch poor fox ripped apart while still alive." or 2." Local lads use their hounds to catch the fox that's been troubling local farmers." Easy to answer that one. Most journalists nowadays need a PHD in bullshit and sensationalism with being able to write intelligently way down the list of qualifications.
  8. neil cooney
    There's sand and then there's running sand which I dread.
  9. neil cooney
    Get yourself a nice fat cigar.
  10. neil cooney
    Have second litters ever been proven mate ,personally i dont think it happens . Good question and I'm not sure of the answer but plenty of times I've seen new cubs after a previous litter has moved on. I killed a cub last week that was definitely out of a different litter than the cub I killed the previous week in the same field. Maybe not a second litter but surely another litter from the same family ? I wouldn't put anything past the foxes ability to swell their numbers and this year they seem to be thriving.
  11. neil cooney
    Right, nice to see. It's not too often you'll see foxes enlarging an earth at this time of year as they're usually lying in the corn etc. and that digging is fresh. What size was the cub ? A second litter perhaps ?
  12. neil cooney
    This time next month the doorman will see you and say "Hello Mushroom, good to see ya."
  13. neil cooney
    ah you couldn't dig this mate , I've had to catch a train today and it was on the opposite bank . For a laugh have a guess? Tunnel direct to Calais perhaps ?? LOL. To be honest it looks like a badger moving in to somewhere new. But no matter what's at home it's sandy and needs caution.
  14. neil cooney
    She must love ya so.
  15. neil cooney
    I reckon it's sandy and unless I knew the earth wouldn't be putting anything valuable in, LOL.
  16. neil cooney
    A fish with a name !!!!! What next ? A lion called Cecil ?
  17. neil cooney
    I'd say your wife was right. Don't for a second think that you have to live in the middle of a forest to have pine martens around you. They'll travel along hedgerows and are even living on the edge of large towns here in Eire now. They're very adaptable. I hope you or your neighbours don't keep fowl.
  18. neil cooney
    Those other forums should pick up in the next month or two. If they don't then something's wrong.
  19. neil cooney
    OR, you could ask the big pussy cat as it's lets you tickle it under the chin has it got a name. Cecil and Jericho, FFS, you couldn't make it up. If that lion had no name all this bullshit wouldn't even have made the papers.
  20. neil cooney
    Playboy Mansion for me if Heff would let me keep my animals out the back.
  21. neil cooney
    She's should be charged with being a con artist if you ask me. Funny thing is she might make more money out of the lions death than the two PHs did. Word of warning to anyone who's contemplating a big game hunt. Don't shoot any game that has a stupid human name stuck on it.
  22. neil cooney
    The Russians invented a tablet a few years back that sobers you up instantly but it will never be for sale because it will lead to a lot more alcohol abuse. I think it's used in hospitals over there.
  23. neil cooney
    I believe in calling a spade a spade but that ain't a spade.
  24. neil cooney
    Personally I'd ask for a trial first.
  25. neil cooney
    You're f****d mate.
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