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I know what you mean me and my youngest lad are going wild camping for a few days he's austic and has a mad interest in sas so I have set it up with one of my perms were we will set up in a wood survi

"We fell asleep in one world, and woke up in another. Suddenly Disney is out of magic, Paris is no longer romantic, New York doesn’t stand up anymore, the Chinese wall is no longer a fortress, and Mec

Ok lads, now ive had a couple of emails sent to me, one of em, well what can i say, im not very good with words, but these come from the heart, Gnasher, hes offered me more help, than 4 charities that

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1 hour ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Our works been decent said folk will get full pay and it won't effect their sick record if the place goes into lockdown.  That's why I cant understand the folk at my work who dont want to go off.

Would be SSP for me and I couldn't live on that ?

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1 hour ago, Meece said:

I saw a little ditty on a wall......." if you work hard and do your best, you'll  get the sack like all the rest BUT if you lazy and f**k about you're sure to see the job right out. ".  There were many verses and were all very apt.  I thought that whoever had thought it up and taken the time to write It on the wall could have done something worthwhile. Because It is almost a call for public approval.  A bit like the shallow ones on I stagram or facebook.

He is spot on there mate.

I wonder if he was a lazy fecker ?

 

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29 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Stopped at garage last night to get bag a sugar on way home from work an saw this, my lad near pished himself laughing ???D8E46073-067B-4D1B-BEBF-616C53DA5438.jpeg.1e31177faddbdb4f4fd293fa43c194bd.jpeg

Good advice that..you don't know who has been handling that pump.

 

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39 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Aye that shit. Hopefully they suspend council tax and mortgage payments etc for folk that need it

I'm a private Tennant so probably no help for me lol 

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1 hour ago, Meece said:

I saw a little ditty on a wall......." if you work hard and do your best, you'll  get the sack like all the rest BUT if you lazy and f**k about you're sure to see the job right out. ".  There were many verses and were all very apt.  I thought that whoever had thought it up and taken the time to write It on the wall could have done something worthwhile. Because It is almost a call for public approval.  A bit like the shallow ones on Instagram or facebook.

Edit...... I found this fuller version but the one I remember had a lot more expletives And more verses......

If you work and do your best
You'll get the sack like all the rest,
But if you laze and bugger about
You'll live to see the job right out,
The work is hard, the pay is small
So take your time and sod 'em all,
Cause when your dead you'll be forgot
So don't try and do the bloody lot,
Or on your tomestone neatly lacquered
These three words 'Just Bleeding Knackered'  

 

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1 hour ago, Chid said:

I'm a private Tennant so probably no help for me lol 

What they could easily do is stop the land lords bills and your bills mate, that way both of you get some help.......don’t suppose they will though the greedy b*****ds ! 

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37 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said:

all sporting events are cancelled over here

no hockey,baseball,mls soccer (who actually watches that schitt??)

and basketball

switch tv on today,super rugby from down under and last weeks 6 nations lol

The French loose to scotland....and England demolish the taffs......oh and allun win johnes cry 's about being fondled....

hope I didn't spoil it for you....

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