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The shopping trolley! I'm not alone after all ... I have a certain 'route' through the shop - and it varies if I'm in Adsa or Tesco's. Things go into the trolley in a specific order, they go onto the conveyor in a specific order, they get bagged in a specific order, they get unpacked and put away in a specific order. It all goes according to plan unless the bint at the checkout reaches across and blips through the wrong item at the wrong time, or if, God forbid, the kids are with me and they insist on 'helping' me Have to sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door, which can be pu
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Informative thread Skycat Till now I've never biked the dogs. This year tho I've got a friend's lad to bike the bitch out for me, starting off maybe 2-3 nights a week. What sort of distance is best to start from scratch? She's 3, and in reasonable shape for this time of year. She tends to get a bit softer over the 6 weeks break when the kids are home - only because they can't physically keep up with me marching along when I do the roadwork, and the roadwork turns into ambling along with three sprogs in tow
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Yay Shushy! So glad you're giving the pup a chance. He looks very unwell indeed, poor bugger - look at those feet ... think I'd have flushed that b!tch's head down the toilet before I locked her in there for a few months. Humanity is a word that doesn't apply to all humans.
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If I hadn't first hand experience of his penchant for face washing, I'd say he looks like he could come through the picture and bite me Love the Rude Boy
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Does he rush over full steam ahead? ... it's a right pain in the ass when they do that. I'd suggest having him on lead and asking people if it's all right to bring him over. Then go over calmly, that'll teach him to be more polite about meeting other dogs. As for recalling him before he darts off like his ass is on fire, I'd use a long line. Recall him before he sets off and if he doesn't listen you've still got control - you can correct him, then approach the oncoming dog appropriately. Doing that in an area where you know there are going to be other dogs passing should give you lots
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I don't know a bloody thing about pasterns but that diddy little pup is so friggin' cute!
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It involves you, Millet and the tractor :laugh: ... I just might dig it out now ...
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B@stards Maybe they could get the aRSePCA to shoot the culprits with their handy dandy bolt guns
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I have a rather embarrassing photo of ol' Millet somewhere but I'll save it for another occassion Happy Birthday Uncle Millet!
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Oh i say, how very bloody dare you, ive took a SHINING to that lady, we all have our fantasies, mine being is to walk hand in hand with this woman on some sun kissed drenched beach id be happy with that, and contrary to what ive written in other posts, im just 1 fit well chappy, i will go as far as to say, an hour spent with me, and she would want fer no other man i thank you innit yeah, and she'll walk back holding your hand....unfortunately the rest of you will be chopped up and buried in the sand Jesus wept I've just choked on my bacon
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Allow me to repeat myself: Get to the vet ffs!
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Get to the vet young man!
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.. i would keep well away from livestock especially dark coloured lamb's till you think the dog is trust worthy.. but from experience i have found once they have a go they can never be trusted agian. The dog were stock broken years ago. Have to be with the ground i hunt. More sheep than grass....(and he sees lambs nearly every day of his life, while they are around, lol) He was confused i guess, as they are not dissimilar while being carried to a few other things they already run. Told once and thats him...And once he has the farmyard smell.... Same as chickens and hens, once
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I think if the knuckle is flat and smoothed out down the front of the leg, the growing has stopped Rob. It's when it's rounded and prominent that indicates growth. Could be wrong, like, but I think that's how it works.
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Cows are a collective of evil beings; I'm sure they talk to each other telepathically. Standing there, staring at you and just ... chewing ... and staring ... and chewing. They give me nightmares
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I purposely avoid the horses on the farm near me because they know me and all come crowding around when I appear through the hedge As for cows ... well ... I'd rather set my hair on fire than walk through a field with cows in. Horrible things, cows.
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Could be thistles, but it's probably just the grass seeds. If it's really raised, red and itching you can give a child's dose of piriton. I tend to just leave it alone on mine, it calms down after a while. You can put savlon on but she'll probably just lick it straight off.
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Three horses got loose near me a while back - some chavvy shitbags burnt the gate for firewood The kids were ahead of me, and the horses crowded all around them. One of my twins ran and the b@stards chased her. One of the other girls nearly got kicked in the head when one bucked. I nearly puked with fright. Dogs weren't anywhere near either, I'd called them to me. Kids aren't as biddable as the dogs Hope Bryn's alright ... post a picture of him for me Bird
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Well. What can one say ... puts things into perspective with a hammer. Life is not about what happens to you - it's how you handle it that counts.
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Keep them peeled Don't tease, it's not nice. I've been waiting for ages now it's not fair In fact I might see if I can find them for a re-read; I could use a laugh!
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:sick: :rofl: :11:
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Funny you ask, I was out with him last night When's the next instalment? I so miss the Cammo Man threads - best laugh EVER!
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If you fancy selling the macro lenses and/or filters separate, pm me - I could make use of them Sorry you have to sell the kit tho. I'd die if I had to give up mine.
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now thats a thought... :tongue4: Oh errr ... have you seen some of the blokes at the fairs :sick: I'd rather them be head to toe in cammo gear There's a guy who picks his kid up at my school, doesn't hunt at all as far as I know. Came into the yard one afternoon, full on cammo top to bottom. I looked him square in the eye, all dead pan, and said 'It's not working, I can see you' I'm not sure he got it
